Are They Hot...Really?

[Jim H]

Everytime I look at Bai Ling, her face reminds me of those ants from "Antz". There's something very unnatural in that shape.

One thing I will say is the makeup makes her look FAR WORSE.  Look at her mugshot.



Hard to believe it's even the same person...

[Sister Grace]

I'd add Uma Thurman to this.  I don't see it at all.  I think Torgo likes her, but all apologies.  I don't like her.

Even McLovin (from Super Bad) seems like someone you could party with and indulge in more than Tom Cruise.

You should meet me then.  I'm the local "McLovin", so to speak.  I go out and people take pictures with me.  Even at work, all I get is people yelling "McLovin" at me.  I've even gotten free drinks at the bar.

We all need a little McLovin!!

[Jaer]

Some women can pull off the thin look because it fits their frame.  Paris Hilton, Nicole Kidman, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Milla Jovavich don't look too sickly (most of the time).  Not to say I find them hot, I just don't necessarily want to hunt them down with my cheese-steak gun.  Jennifer Connolly, however, could use a couple shots from it.  Bring back the Dark City look, girl!

Someone I think is ugly: Sarah Jessica Parker.  My wife watched Sex and the City and everytime she was on she offended my eyes.  The cloths, the makeup, her face.

[metalmonster]

I've Got To Agree About Sarah Jessica Parker

I Heard That She Won The Award For Unsexiest Woman Alive In MAXIM Magazine

[HappyGilmore]

I'd add Uma Thurman to this.  I don't see it at all.  I think Torgo likes her, but all apologies.  I don't like her.

Even McLovin (from Super Bad) seems like someone you could party with and indulge in more than Tom Cruise.

You should meet me then.  I'm the local "McLovin", so to speak.  I go out and people take pictures with me.  Even at work, all I get is people yelling "McLovin" at me.  I've even gotten free drinks at the bar.

We all need a little McLovin!!

I've yet to see the movie.  But, even my own boss was like, "McLovin, I need you to work an extra shift."  Mmm.

[Hammock Rider]

Sarah Jessica Parker? Should be Sarah Jessica Barker!

okay sorry. I agree about her looks too. On Family Guy Peter said her face looks like a foot. And her body is too stringy. She looks like a skinned rabbit or a plucked chicken.

Strangely enough I'm gonna go with Megan Fox. I thought she was smokin when I first saw her in Transformers but after a short while you notice that her eyes are empty. Her entire face is blank. There really doesn't seem to be anyone home. Sure I'd still Do her seven ways to Sunday, but you look in her eyes and it's like there is no soul animating her. She's The World's Sexiest Blow-Up Doll.

[Psycho Circus]

Agree on the SJP donkey.

[Jaer]

We are not alone:


http://leasticoulddo.com/comic/20071101

There wasa one before this about her as well, but I couldn't find it.

[inframan]

Selma Ha-YUCK! She's fugly. .

joking right?

[Neville]

The more I see Angelina Jolie the more I found her more of a turn off. She's scarily thin these days, and every inch of her body seems also covered in ink. No, thanks.

[Doggett]

The more I see Angelina Jolie the more I found her more of a turn off. She's scarily thin these days, and every inch of her body seems also covered in ink. No, thanks.

You sure that's not Amy Winehouse...

[Neville]

I'm sure, but I think their looks are on a collision course. But seriously, have you seen her in "Wanted"? Was she supposed to be sexy in that?

[Doggett]

I'm sure, but I think their looks are on a collision course. But seriously, have you seen her in "Wanted"? Was she supposed to be sexy in that?

I missed Wanted. I'm guessing it was for the best.

[Psycho Circus]

I'm sure, but I think their looks are on a collision course. But seriously, have you seen her in "Wanted"? Was she supposed to be sexy in that?

I missed Wanted. I'm guessing it was for the best.

Oh yeah! Boy was that a steaming butt munch.

[Hammock Rider]

Wanted had a Loom of Destiny or a Loom of Fate. That's so silly it almost sounds like something from a Douglas Adams book. Especially since loom always reminds me of Fruit of the Loom.