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Started by meQal, April 03, 2009, 07:33:09 AM

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meQal

April 03, 2009, 07:33:09 AM


So come on down to the First Baptist Bar and Grill!

Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Sister Grace

#1
April 03, 2009, 07:44:28 AM
Since the lack of participation in the AA meetings, the church was forced to form another community outreach program...
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

NelsonRage

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April 03, 2009, 06:49:33 PM
 On Friday we have Sacramental wine jello shots and get in free after 9pm with your own wacky pope hat! Saturday is a wet clergy robe contest and 50 cent communion wafers.
"If we hole up I want to be somewhere familiar, I want to know where the exits are, and I want to be allowed to smoke."
    - Ed, Shaun of the Dead (2004)

Nukie 2

#3
April 03, 2009, 06:52:24 PM
Jesus is back; with his wine trick, at last!

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JJ80

#4
April 04, 2009, 04:20:03 PM
Looks like a front for a moonshining operation!
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AndyC

#5
April 04, 2009, 07:41:42 PM
"Tonight's top story, a local church is demolished by an angry mob of transients who misinterpreted this clever sign."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

zombie no.one

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April 04, 2009, 07:58:11 PM Last Edit: April 04, 2009, 08:03:38 PM by DCA
holy communion? we stocked up on JD...blood of christ, yo

asimpson2006

#7
April 06, 2009, 08:00:37 AM
The church's new way of increasing membership through liquor.

or

Professor in seminar school: Now students please look at this example of how you can use vices to bring people into the god's place of worship.

Sister Grace

#8
April 09, 2009, 06:09:22 PM
"Entrapment!!"
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

Pennywise

#9
April 13, 2009, 04:04:17 AM
After the pancake breakfast, they'll have to get a bunch of designated drivers.

Mr. DS

#10
April 14, 2009, 12:05:39 PM
"Tommorow...Nun Wet T-Shirt Contest"
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AndyC

#11
April 15, 2009, 04:15:45 PM
All you can drink, but NO DANCING!
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MilkManPictures

#12
April 15, 2009, 04:25:16 PM
Look on the bright side... atleast they won't card you.  :wink:

NelsonRage

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December 07, 2011, 09:18:51 PM
Quote from: NelsonRage on April 03, 2009, 06:49:33 PM
On Friday we have Sacramental wine jello shots and get in free after 9pm with your own wacky pope hat! Saturday is a wet clergy robe contest and 50 cent communion wafers.

50 cent buffalo flavored communion wafers even - mmmmmmmm! Mild, Hellfire or Holy Toledo!
"If we hole up I want to be somewhere familiar, I want to know where the exits are, and I want to be allowed to smoke."
    - Ed, Shaun of the Dead (2004)

The Burgomaster

#14
December 08, 2011, 05:11:13 PM
Come early!  The Hooters girls will be giving out t-shirts to the first 50 customers!

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