Honest Abe

Ash · April 28, 2009, 05:57:13 AM

What could Abraham Lincoln be listening to on that boombox?

"Shootin' at the walls of heartache, bang, bang, I am the warrior."

Mr. DS · April 28, 2009, 07:48:28 AM

"I hope Abe Lincoln will remember...a southern man don't need him 'round anyhow..."

Rev. Powell · April 28, 2009, 10:55:25 AM

"Today I proclaim that I am emancipating my own sense of funk."

sprite75 · April 28, 2009, 11:01:54 AM

Where's my iPod?

ghouck · April 28, 2009, 04:08:23 PM

"I Like big BUTTS and I can not Lie, , You otha brotha's can't deny. . ."

Mr. DS · April 28, 2009, 07:32:35 PM

"Hey you're on the air with Political Chat, today's topic The Civil War...caller whats your gripe..."

OR

"Five Dollar Foot Loooooooongs"

indianasmith · April 28, 2009, 07:45:45 PM

"Hello? Howard? Long time listener, first time caller!"

ChuckSplatt · April 28, 2009, 09:28:18 PM

How did that ENTIRE BAND of guys get inside this box?

sideorderofninjas · April 28, 2009, 10:44:12 PM

...I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die....

AndyC · April 30, 2009, 05:14:47 AM

A parting gift from Bill and Ted.