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Yum, yum! A whole chicken....in....a can?

Started by trekgeezer, May 01, 2009, 09:23:57 AM

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trekgeezer




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Raffine

"Be sure to save the delicious broth".

Words to live by, really.
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Doggett

This is one of the reasons I'm not religious.

If there was a God, he would, and should, wipe us out for making chicken in a can !

Oh, hang on...

Swine flu... :wink:

Maybe be he/she/it is already starting the beginning of the end !
                                             

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Mofo Rising

I remember spending a late evening in high school walking around a local megamart and simply being amazed by the products they had on the shelves. The whole chicken in a can was one of them.

Also:
-Canned bacon.
-Pickled pigs feet.
-MSG (straight as a seasoning).
-Potted meat food product (featuring partially defatted beef fatty tissue).

It really was an entertaining trips into sections of the store I had previously just walked on by.
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ghouck

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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Javakoala

So...is this chicken already cooked? I mean, the back to the can says you can eat it cold from the can, but they tell  you to roast the little sucker.

And why does meat from a can always have to look like it was coated with that gunk from Spam or Treet.  Oooh, Spamburgers sound good right now!

Raffine

Quote from: Javakoala on May 02, 2009, 12:55:54 AM

And why does meat from a can always have to look like it was coated with that gunk from Spam or Treet. 

Again: "Be sure to save the delicious broth".

I hear it stops Swine Flu dead in its tracks.
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Javakoala

Quote from: Raffine on May 02, 2009, 11:02:24 AM
Quote from: Javakoala on May 02, 2009, 12:55:54 AM

And why does meat from a can always have to look like it was coated with that gunk from Spam or Treet. 

Again: "Be sure to save the delicious broth".

I hear it stops Swine Flu dead in its tracks.


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