The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Cthulhu]

I've forgotton my you tube password !

It's ******.

[Rev. Powell]

I've forgotton my you tube password !

It's ******.

Actually, it's "elviras4me."  Now, everyone log on to Dogget's youtube account at once and comment glowingly on every "Twilight" tribute video you can find!

[Jack]

I was thinking about how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.  It seems kind of obvious that the answer is none.  Assuming that by "chuck" they mean "to throw carelessly", what purpose would it serve?  It doesn't really make any sense.

[Rev. Powell]

I was thinking about how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.  It seems kind of obvious that the answer is none.  Assuming that by "chuck" they mean "to throw carelessly", what purpose would it serve?  It doesn't really make any sense.

I see your point: even if a woodchuck "could" chuck wood, it wouldn't choose to chuck any wood.  Sort of like "How many Michael Bay movies would Rev. Powell watch, if Rev. Powell could watch Michael Bay movies?"

[Doggett]

I've forgotton my you tube password !

It's ******.

Actually, it's "elviras4me."  Now, everyone log on to Dogget's youtube account at once and comment glowingly on every "Twilight" tribute video you can find!

Oh, great, tell eveyone why don't you !

It's elvira4ever

[Doggett]

Google earth is innacurate !!!

It gets the right house when i put in my post code, but when i give it my address it gets the house across the street !

[ghouck]

Google earth is innacurate !!!

It gets the right house when i put in my post code, but when i give it my address it gets the house across the street !

Some places are plotted directly with a GPS, which can be inaccurate. Some are CALCULATED, where basically they plot several addresses on a street, and calculate the ones in between by distance. The result is that if the distances vary (Lets say the neighbor to your left is 100 meters away, and the neighbor to your right is 300 meters away), your location could end up off if those two are the ones that were plotted, since YOURS would be calculated as being halfway between the two. I see roads in Alaska that you can plainly see are plotted 100 yards from where the road really is.

[Doggett]

Google earth is innacurate !!!

It gets the right house when i put in my post code, but when i give it my address it gets the house across the street !

Some places are plotted directly with a GPS, which can be inaccurate. Some are CALCULATED, where basically they plot several addresses on a street, and calculate the ones in between by distance. The result is that if the distances vary (Lets say the neighbor to your left is 100 meters away, and the neighbor to your right is 300 meters away), your location could end up off if those two are the ones that were plotted, since YOURS would be calculated as being halfway between the two. I see roads in Alaska that you can plainly see are plotted 100 yards from where the road really is.

Karma for being clever 

[ER]

For the last four weeks my life has been like a Jerry Springer episode. Fortunately it's toned down a bit and now it's only at soap opera level. If I'm lucky, by next week it'll just be a sitcom and by summer it'll return to PBS.

[lester1/2jr]

I was looking at Pyongyang, North Korea on google earth.  Big city, no cars

[Jack]

I always get a kick out of this picture of North and South Korea at night.

[Doggett]

I was looking at Pyongyang, North Korea on google earth.  Big city, no cars

I just did it, he's right !

Why build roads, then ?


Doggett hasn't worn these boxers for ages...and he now remembers why he doesn't wear them...

[ghouck]

I put one of those things that turns the toilet water blue in my toilet's tank, BUT, I had forgotten I had put a white one in last week. The white one kicked the blue one's ass, it turned the water almost black for about five flushes, then nothing but the fresh smell of bleach from the still remaining white one. THE WINNER IS: THE WHITE ONE BY KNOCKOUT IN THE FIFTH FLUSH! (the crowd cheers!)

[Saucerman]

I got compared to Rush Limbaugh today for daring to comment that the Aztecs were significantly bloodthirstier in their religion than most of their neighbors.  Wow.  Political correctness has gone too far.

[Cthulhu]

I got compared to Rush Limbaugh today for daring to comment that the Aztecs were significantly bloodthirstier in their religion than most of their neighbors.  Wow.  Political correctness has gone too far.

People are....stupid.