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Started by Doggett, February 13, 2009, 09:50:50 AM

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Psycho Circus

"He's legally dead. We can do pretty much what we want to him."

-Robocop

Doggett

"Great, grab a tool and start banging"

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Psycho Circus

"The flesh. It should make the computer, uh crazy..."

-The Fly (1986)

metalmonster

"Now He Lives In The Park With The Guy Who Has No Legs"



-HEAVYWEIGHTS

Xendinthian

"He tasks me! He tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the Moons of Nibia, and 'round the Antares Maelstrom, and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up! Prepare to alter course."
-Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

ghouck

"I'm not trying to date your balls. . . "

-Crackhead Cobra, Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Rev. Powell

"I'm not doing it for you.  I'm just doing it.  I'd do it even if it was Santa Claus' daughter." -Fred Williamson explaining that he is not rescuing the police chief's daughter out of friendship in BLACK COBRA 
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

AndyC

"Thank you, Mr. Acavano."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

ghouck

"That was the worst crack I've ever smoked"
-Crackhead Cobra, Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

ghouck

"Will the owner of a 1972 white Matador with a s**t brown roof and a green interior please move your car. It's not blocking anyone but it is so f**king ugly you're driving down property values."

-Unseen Announcer, Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

AndyC

"You think I like strolling around Newark in a charred coat, having to buy groceries for some guy whose car just blew up on me? When I'm 50 years old, maybe I want
somebody buying my groceries, having my car blow up on him. All right?"

- Wise Guys
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Hammock Rider

"You're just an opportunistic prick who'd f%ck mud if it'd move a little and not complain too much. "


8 Million Ways to Die!
Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat

Psycho Circus

"Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave."

-Blade Runner

Nightowl

"Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy! "

-Men At Work

Hammock Rider

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."


Big Trouble in Little China as if I need to tell you.
Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat