worst movie you've seen recently

lester1/2jr · June 08, 2009, 06:01:11 PM

I really haven't gotten any better at being able to tell if a movie is going to be good or not. I figured "a good day to be black and sexy" would be spirited and explicit, not confusing and depressing. Can't judge a movie by it's title I guess.

So, what's the single worst movie you've seen lately?

I'm going to go with: GI Executioner. It's by Joel Reed, who did Bloodsucking Freaks, which is a classic and one of the first real grindhouse movies I ever saw and "the career Bed" which is one of Something Weird's best in my opinion. Unfortunatly the lead in GI Executioner, who is not a GI or executioner, is woefully miscast, wasting all the singapore scenery. There are bad movies and "good" bad movies but this is one that just didn't come off really at all in any way that could be called entertainment.

The Burgomaster · June 08, 2009, 06:18:55 PM

We had this on VHS in a video rental store I worked at about 22 or 23 years ago. I never had the courage to take it home and watch it . . .

akiratubo · June 08, 2009, 06:50:34 PM

Fast and Furious.

Complete piece of s*** movie.

Joe · June 08, 2009, 07:44:48 PM

Death Bed:The bed that eats- Not horribly un watchable but not what i expected, clever in a few spots but it was pretty dull.

Mountain top motel massacre- eh, a few spots made me laugh ("hes been snake-bitten!") but all in all lame.

i feel like i have seen all of the "so bad they are good" movies and nothings left but crap. i enjoy the ones i've seen but id like to find some new(old) stuff.

3mnkids · June 08, 2009, 11:33:57 PM

Forest of death~ It was so bad I felt stupid for finishing it.

hellbilly · June 09, 2009, 12:08:41 AM

The Butcher (2006)

Lame and boring Backwoods Bleeder directed by a somebody who writes porn screenplays for a living. He should stick with the grind I suppose.

Doc Daneeka · June 09, 2009, 01:00:02 AM

Between NIGHTTHIRST and DWELLER... I have to say NIGHTTHIRST :P

Leah · June 09, 2009, 04:22:05 AM

ZaAt. Even with the MST3K guys, I didn't finish it!

IT STINKS!!!

Javakoala · June 09, 2009, 06:35:31 AM

Quote from: Bull on June 09, 2009, 04:22:05 AM
ZaAt. Even with the MST3K guys, I didn't finish it! IT STINKS!!!

Aw, this one has a special place in my heart. Pointless and stupid with a god-awful monster costume. And I've always loved the movie poster. I want a special edition 3-disc director's cut.

Mr. DS · June 09, 2009, 07:08:53 AM

Curse Of King Tut's Tomb...I have the review written and will post it in the summer.

lester1/2jr · June 09, 2009, 09:28:44 AM

QuoteDeath Bed:The bed that eats-

aw man I loved that

indianasmith · June 09, 2009, 11:24:09 AM

Probably BRIAN LOVES YOU. So bad I watched the last half on Fast Forward.

Psycho Circus · June 09, 2009, 12:19:42 PM

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAADDD!!!!

Doggett · June 09, 2009, 05:47:51 PM

Quote from: Circus_Circus on June 09, 2009, 12:19:42 PM
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAADDD!!!!

Not when compared with the second one....

Watching it on E4 were you, C ?

316zombie · June 09, 2009, 08:52:27 PM

all hallow's eve.absolute suckola drivel!! pointless, bad effects, incredibly bad acting,and where in the hell was the director, anyway?

worst movie you've seen recently

hellbilly

Javakoala

316zombie