Let's take a moment

[sprite75]

"Before we go into main engineering, let's take a moment to talk about shop safety.  Be sure to follow all the directions and orders of Mr. Scott, chief engineer of the Enterprise.  Knowing how to listen to Mr. Scott and following his orders will greatly reduce the risk of personal injury. And remember this: there is no more important safety rule than to wear a nice bright red shirt....oh wait, crap...wrong shirt!"

[Jack]

For those of you who own $800,000 worth of power tools, you can build this project at home! 

[Psycho Circus]

"You too can harness the awesome power of the beard!"

[AndyC]

Yes, there's big money to be made in the time-honoured business of knock-off antiques. I'll show you how.

[Flangepart]

And what the best part of working with power tools? Using a power stapler to reattach missing body parts!

[AndyC]

Next, I'm going to show you something you can do with a reciprocating saw that your wife will just love. Remember to take the blade off before trying this.

[sprite75]

Next, I'm going to show you something you can do with a reciprocating saw that your wife will just love. Remember to take the blade off before trying this.

I assume you're referring to this.

[AndyC]

I assume you're referring to this.

Yup, we discussed it in Weird News Items a while ago.

[AndyC]

OK, let's say Rob Reiner and F. Murray Abraham had a kid.

[Javakoala]

I can build a Victorian cabinet while blindfolded in the dark with one hand tied behind my back, and all in one afternoon, but fixing my teeth...well, no one's perfect.

[Mr. DS]

Wow Billy Mays really has let himself go. 

[sideorderofninjas]

With just a little transparent aluminum, you too can build this new holding tank...