The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

lester1/2jr · June 19, 2009, 02:14:45 PM

the guy father john coraffi, his sermons are on the radio. I'm not catholic but I like them he seems like a good humble sort of guy.

But he used to be a major cokehead in LA in the early 80's. He talks about driving his ferrari to vegas with his girlfriemd going like 150 mph through the desert. he gets pulled over and he is like f**k, because he has the coke in his trunk and thats enough to put him away for a long time. so the cop goes "could you open the hood please?" and he's like what? " pop the hood if you don't mind" the cop wanted to see the engine!!

LilCerberus · June 19, 2009, 04:10:58 PM

There's a lot one can learn on the job.
Lucky for me, this wasn't how I learned what nsfw means.

Ash · June 19, 2009, 04:22:11 PM

You know how when you watch the weather radar and a storm is approaching?
The big green/yellow/red blob coming towards your city runs in a loop.
It'll be moving, then it will stop and repeat.
I always thought it would be cool if they added a "MWAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHA!!" voice-over.

It's like the storm is evil and laughing, "MWAHAHAHA!! as it approaches.

ghouck · June 19, 2009, 06:28:58 PM

I have a book on attention deficit disorder in adults, but I can never remember to read it.

Doggett · June 20, 2009, 07:51:40 AM

Anyone else get really annoying pop ups on the imdb ?

Mr. DS · June 20, 2009, 11:10:43 AM

Egg salad is good I find if you eat it once or twice a year. Anything over that kind of lowers my liking of it.

ghouck · June 20, 2009, 12:38:48 PM

I was thinking: Does Doggett like Elvira as much as I like bacon? Then I thought: Has he ever made love to Elvira? If not, then no, he doesn't. . .

Doggett · June 20, 2009, 12:52:34 PM

Quote from: ghouck on June 20, 2009, 12:38:48 PM
I was thinking: Does Doggett like Elvira as much as I like bacon? Then I thought: Has he ever made love to Elvira? If not, then no, he doesn't. . .

That is karma worthy !!!!!

I guess you really do love bacon !

BTM · June 20, 2009, 03:45:34 PM

Quote from: ghouck on June 20, 2009, 12:38:48 PM
I was thinking: Does Doggett like Elvira as much as I like bacon? Then I thought: Has he ever made love to Elvira? If not, then no, he doesn't. . .

We talking cooked or uncooked? If the former, I hope you at least waited until it cooled down a bit...

Rev. Powell · June 20, 2009, 08:34:31 PM

My religion forbids me to make love to bacon, outside of wedlock.

BTM · June 20, 2009, 10:22:56 PM

I know it's a happy ending, but I can't help but think the little girl is going to drive her parents insane constantly demanding, "Kitty!" which they'll no doubt try and placate by buying her tons of plush cats and, when that fails, a real kitten or two, all the while staring in puzzlement at this picture she keeps drawing of a blue giant...

Saucerman · June 20, 2009, 11:45:14 PM

My grandmother has convinced herself that I work at a library. No force in Heaven or on Earth will convince her otherwise. Ever. And she'll be b***hy towards that force for years to come if it tries.

LilCerberus · June 20, 2009, 11:52:55 PM

I wonder how that question "Do things taste salty to you?" got on the MMPI.

They do, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with this *&$! sinus infection.

LilCerberus · June 20, 2009, 11:57:12 PM

Quote from: BTM on June 20, 2009, 10:22:56 PM
I know it's a happy ending, but I can't help but think the little girl is going to drive her parents insane constantly demanding, "Kitty!" which they'll no doubt try and placate by buying her tons of plush cats and, when that fails, a real kitten or two, all the while staring in puzzlement at this picture she keeps drawing of a blue giant...

I think they'd see Sully's horns & take their daughter to an exorcist.

Doggett · June 21, 2009, 04:20:28 PM

Today has been really boring...