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Started by J.R., November 20, 2002, 08:51:43 PM

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J.R.

November 20, 2002, 08:51:43 PM
People magazine, for whom I had no respect to begin with, has named Ben "Hambone" Affleck the sexiest man alive. I'm going to start praying and awaitng the arrival of the four horsemen now.

http://salon.com/people/wire/2002/11/20/affleck/index.html


~I cried because I no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet. I killed him and made shoes out of his skin.~

Fearless Freep

#1
November 20, 2002, 09:10:25 PM
Those are  just celebrity popularity contests, don't let it bother you.

Like back in the '80s when Mick Mars would win "Guitarist Of The Year" from Circus magazine...Huh?!?!

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Perk

#2
November 20, 2002, 10:51:59 PM
But hey Afleck was the bomb in Phantoms...

Don't think that justifies it, but look on the right side at least it wasn't Carrot Top

Chris K.

#3
November 20, 2002, 10:55:01 PM
I think we all know the reason why People Magazine place Ben Affleck as "Sexiest Man Alive" is because of all that hype of him marrying J "Big Ass" Lo. It really makes one wonder who really cares abut this marrage (it's really nothing special to begin with as we all have seen big stars get married, get a divorce, and get married again-it's like a nature show; the cycle of celebrity-evolution continues), especially when you can consider the marrage won't last 2 to 3 years.

Ben Affleck is pretty much the "Flavor of the Month." By the time people realize he was in such crap like PEARL HARBOR, the month will be up and his 15 minutes of fame will be gone. No worries here, but I just can't believe that people would actually buy Affleck as "Sexiest Man Alive"! Who do they think they are kidding here? Whatever.

Creepozoid

#4
November 20, 2002, 11:35:02 PM
In these days you can be the "sexiest man alive" and not technically be a man to begin with.

J.R.

#5
November 20, 2002, 11:45:07 PM
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This national sport of Carrot Top bashing needs to stop; it was never funny. He's more famous for being reviled than for his act. It's like picking on the slow kid.


~I cried because I no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet. I killed him and made shoes out of his skin.~

Dano

#6
November 20, 2002, 11:48:28 PM
I for one don't feel qualified to comment on who is the sexiest man alive.  That should be up to the ladies and the gay men.  If they think Affleck, then who's to argue?

Dano
"Today's Sermon: Homer Rocks!"

Drezzy

#7
November 20, 2002, 11:58:12 PM
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...sorry, JR, you said "Four Horsemen"...

And as the world began crumbling down
Nobody around seemed to care

Chris K.

#8
November 21, 2002, 12:00:38 AM
Dano wrote:
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> I for one don't feel qualified to comment on who is the
> sexiest man alive.  That should be up to the ladies and the
> gay men.  If they think Affleck, then who's to argue?

I am not qualified to comment on who is the sexiest man alive either. In fact, I really don't care that much. But my argument is that People picked a guy who is "Flavor of the Month". He's getting married to J Lo, all of a sudden he's the "Sexiest Man Alive". Is this really anything new? No, not really so I guess my argument is really nothing. Oh well.

Evan3

#9
November 21, 2002, 03:42:04 AM
Andrew? Are you on crack? Plus we all know that Josh Hartnett is the sexiest man alive. And No, I am not gay, just comfortable to admit it. Plus, who would you vote for sexiest woman? Mine would go to Britney Spears or Kerri Wuhrer.

J.R.

#10
November 21, 2002, 04:20:38 AM
I'm no fan of the fellas, but there are definitely sexier men out there than Affleck.
Because I don't think stupidity is an attractive quality and he has that in spades.

Sexiest woman? Probably Shakira. Those hips...so hypnotic...(Homer Simpson-style drooling)...


~I cried because I no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet. I killed him and made shoes out of his skin.~

Steven Millan

#11
November 21, 2002, 05:43:44 AM
               Ben Affleck:this year's "People" magazine "Sexiest Man Alive"?!
               Insert extremely loud vomiting noise here.

Creepozoid

#12
November 21, 2002, 12:00:29 PM
Evan3 wrote:
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> Andrew? Are you on crack? Plus we all know that Josh Hartnett
> is the sexiest man alive. And No, I am not gay, just
> comfortable to admit it. Plus, who would you vote for sexiest
> woman? Mine would go to Britney Spears or Kerri Wuhrer.

Oh, you're definetly gay alright. Just kdding :)

Bernie

#13
November 21, 2002, 05:09:25 PM
My wife says Affleck makes her sick.  Another reason I'll keep her.

And yes, Shakira's an EXCELLENT choice for sexiest woman -- not only that hip action, but actually talented (who'd'a thunk it?)....

Drezzy

#14
November 22, 2002, 07:17:05 PM
You're not too familiar with guitar tablature, or Metallica songs, eh Evan?

And as the world began crumbling down
Nobody around seemed to care
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