The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[lester1/2jr]

I won't live with a girl named newt

[Doggett]

I won't live with a girl named newt

What about 3mnkids ?

[lester1/2jr]

sure that would be swell

[Nukie 2]

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So if cave people were collective in their mode of living, they must've all had sex at the same time.
If one couple were to do it, they'd all do it, cos most dudes get horny watching a chick getting boinked.
As there would be a lot of people doing it, it would get really noisy in the cave, especially with all the moans and grunts bouncing off of the cave-walls. I don't even imagine it as sounding like an endless series of expressions of ecstasy, more like one never ending hum.
Which brings me back to the collective nature of cave-people, even their sexual vocalizations were expressed as one.

[Doggett]

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So if cave people were collective in their mode of living, they must've all had sex at the same time.
If one couple were to do it, they'd all do it, cos most dudes get horny watching a chick getting boinked.
As there would be a lot of people doing it, it would get really noisy in the cave, especially with all the moans and grunts bouncing off of the cave-walls. I don't even imagine it as sounding like an endless series of expressions of ecstasy, more like one never ending hum.
Which brings me back to the collective nature of cave-people, even their sexual vocalizations were expressed as one.

Have you been hanging around with Sister Grace ? 

[Jack]

If life in cave times was anything like now, the alpha male would be doing all the females, and everybody else was just bored and depressed all the time.

[lester1/2jr]

it was all males and rae don chong if I remember correctly

[lester1/2jr]

3 bedroom apartment in the bahamas  595 thousand dollars reduced price

what a deal.  hopefuly you guys won't bid it up to a mil by tomorrow morning

[Nukie 2]

Have you been hanging around with Sister Grace ? 

Ay? No.

[Nukie 2]

If life in cave times was anything like now, the alpha male would be doing all the females, and everybody else was just bored and depressed all the time.

No, the females would try to get jobs outside of the caves, and the alpha male would be forced to wank more.

[Rev. Powell]

How come stuff that normally would be sad is funny if it happens to a monkey?

Example:

My girlfriend left me, and what's worse, she left me for another woman.    

My pet monkey's girlfriend left him, and what's worse, she left him for another female monkey.   

[Nukie 2]

How come stuff that normally would be sad is funny if it happens to a monkey?

Example:

My girlfriend left me, and what's worse, she left me for another woman.    

My pet monkey's girlfriend left him, and what's worse, she left him for another female monkey.   

Well when both Humans and Monkeys get AIDS it's sad.

[ghouck]

On Saturday, my boss and I drove 3 hours each way to what was supposed to be a class on internet sales. It wasn't, it was a 9-hour sales pitch for a $6,000 package that we have no way to implement. So, it's a 15 hour day, and everything after my normal 7.5 hours is time-and-a-half.

The annoying thing about it was that there was so much blatant psychological trickery going on. They said that anyone that works for someone else is a loser (so 99% of the world are losers), and that anyone that didn't have $6,000 dollars of completely disposable income was a loser. They even divided the people up in groups according to who had bought in and who had not, and treated the two groups vastly different. Of course the $6,000 price tag was for that day only, absolutely no chance of anyone doing any research, and basically talked as if the only reasons to not buy in were because one were scared, lazy, unmotivated.

Oh well, at least I got paid for it. .

[LilCerberus]

Finally got around to looking it up, this evening.

Apparently, the sky is only sixty miles away.

So, if almost any clunker can get me from here to Williamsburg in about an hour or so, why is it so much trouble to go up?

[ghouck]

How come stuff that normally would be sad is funny if it happens to a monkey?

Example:

My girlfriend left me, and what's worse, she left me for another woman.    

My pet monkey's girlfriend left him, and what's worse, she left him for another female monkey.   

You're right:

"My mother caught me masturbating" isn't nearly as funny as "My mother caught my monkey masturbating"

"I was in my bosses office, I crapped my pants, and some of it got on the carpet", or, "In my bosses office, my monkey crapped on the carpet".

"I got drunk and punched a policeman" "I got my monkey drunk and it punched a policeman".