The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Saucerman]

I have to wear a tie to a job interview tomorrow.  I haven't worn a tie in five years. 

In other news, I need to relearn how to tie a tie. 

[Raffine]

Good luck with the job and the tie! 

[Mr. DS]

Darksider's avatar...



What is he doing with that remote ?

One of the funniest acts of chaos every captured on film thats what.

[ghouck]

Come to think of it, what DID they use the "@" symbol for before email became popular? 

I saw it on grocery store receipts, back when everything was entered manually: 4 @ $.79         $3.16

[BTM]

Okay, fine, I accept that no matter how advanced technology gets, even in the year 40,000, military factions are STILL going to use infantry for fights, but WTF is up with them having SWORDS?  I don't care what kind of "cut through anything" tech they have, SWORDS??  

That's just stretching it, IMHO.

[Doggett]

Okay, fine, I accept that no matter how advanced technology gets, even in the year 40,000, military factions are STILL going to infantry for fights, but WTF is up with them having SWORDS?  I don't care what kind of "cut through anything" tech they have, SWORDS?? 

That's just stretching it, IMHO.

Have you been playing Warhammer 40K ?

[Doggett]

I was out in the garden last night where I must have got bitten by loads of bugs...

But it's not untill I actuall noticed the bites today that they actually started itching.
If I hadn't had noticed them, then I wouldn't feel them.


Weird.

[Mr. DS]

I don't know why I haven't used Crystal Light packets for water until now but I've been missing out.

[Nukie 2]

How come stuff that normally would be sad is funny if it happens to a monkey?

Example:

My girlfriend left me, and what's worse, she left me for another woman.    

My pet monkey's girlfriend left him, and what's worse, she left him for another female monkey.   

You're right:

"My mother caught me masturbating" isn't nearly as funny as "My mother caught my monkey masturbating"

"I was in my bosses office, I crapped my pants, and some of it got on the carpet", or, "In my bosses office, my monkey crapped on the carpet".

"I got drunk and punched a policeman" "I got my monkey drunk and it punched a policeman".

It's kinda funny!

[Doggett]

The worse the joke is, the more I love her. 

[ghouck]

I don't know why I haven't used Crystal Light packets for water until now but I've been missing out.

Might it be because it's so damned expensive?

[Wortcov]

Okay, fine, I accept that no matter how advanced technology gets, even in the year 40,000, military factions are STILL going to infantry for fights, but WTF is up with them having SWORDS?  I don't care what kind of "cut through anything" tech they have, SWORDS?? 

That's just stretching it, IMHO.

because killing giant space bugs with a sword is the manliest thing you could do. at least does most of the gigant robots got more guns that close combat weapons.

[akiratubo]

I smell like ... fried chicken.   

[BTM]

Have you been playing Warhammer 40K ?

More watching it played than playing (I can't afford those overpriced figures.  Although I did get Dawn of War on the PC for a pretty good deal.) 

Got all these extensive battles of armies roaming around shooting at each other and I'm like, "Gosh, wouldn't they mainly just use mass drivers to blast the s**t out of anything from the safety of space?" 

But hey, what do I know?

[Mr. DS]

The wife and kids are at the Vineyard, who's coming over?