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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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Doggett

#2415
why is it so quiet today...?

I'm tempted to buy the complete set of Barb Wire trading cards...

WHY ?!?!
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Saucerman

Quote from: Jack on July 15, 2009, 06:47:30 PM
Ah, now all is made clear



I don't know what it is, but she really doesn't do anything for me.  She just looks kinda bland and uninteresting, even with the cahungas. 

ghouck

I have come to the conclusion that I have no artistic skills whatsoever. When I was a kid I used to draw all kinds of stuff and everyone was always telling me I was good at it. Now, I try and draw something I feel is kinda simple, and it looks like a retarded monkey on quaaludes drew it while riding in a Yugo on a bumpy road.

That said, the 'Magnetic Lasso' tool in Photoshop is pretty cool, but doesn't help me any.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Wortcov

I'm happy that bakers and samurais don't have anything in common, because I just failed with a cake and it would suck if I had to commit Seppuku with a rolling pin because of it.

ghouck

Yea, but you're making them for your mother, and she'll tell you they were good no matter how bad they are, just like my mother did with my drawings, , , oh hell, , I didn't see that coming. .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

LilCerberus

It seems to me, that nerdiness needs a serious reevaluation, when you realize that the computer you have isn't cool.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Doggett

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Jack

I was watching the British Open golf tournament yesterday.  When it became clear that Tiger Woods was going to miss the cut, the announcers started talking in that same tone of voice that newscasters used on 9/11.

In other news, I actually have a little bit of a paycheck left over to spend on myself, and last night I was having a few beers and doing some online shopping.  And I didn't buy anything!  Now I get to continue to look forward to picking stuff out - while sober even!
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Saucerman

The more I watch TV, read magazines, newspapers, billboards...the more I realize that John Carpenter was a prophet. 

Jack

The Blu ray player on my PS3 doesn't have 2X and 4X zoom.  It has no zoom at all.  Every stinkin' DVD player I've ever had in my life - which all cost about one-eighth what the PS3 costs - had 2X and 4X zoom.  What the flippin' flap is the point of having Blu rays in high definition if you can't even zoom in on the boobies?
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Doggett

#2425
I'm feeling kinda lonely today.

As a loner, usually I'm immune to such feelings...but not today.
Weird.


:bluesad:

I need chocolate milk to cheer me up. :thumbup:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ghouck

Quote from: doggett on July 18, 2009, 12:42:12 PM
I'm feeling kinda lonely today.

As a loner, usually I'm immune to such feelings...but not today.
Weird.


:bluesad:

I need chocolate milk to cheer me up. :thumbup:

You know those little cartons of milk you used to get in gradeschool? When I was in 1st grade, I believe the first day of school, I got one of those of chocolate milk and hated it. I went on drinking white milk until I was a senior, when one day they only had chocolate. I drank it and liked it, it didn't taste anything like what I had remembered it as. Then, near the end of my senior year, I got one and it tasted just like the one years ago: horrible, but this time I recognized it as being spoiled. I drank white milk at lunch for almost the entire time I was in school due to the fact that the first time I tried the school's chocolate milk, it was spoiled. Weird, eh?
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

ghouck

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Saucerman

According to my sister, there are two possible opinions people are capable of holding regarding global warming.

1) That humanity is causing the environment to quickly roast to death and should voluntarily go extinct to save the planet.

2) Gobal Warming is an evil evil liberal lie, the planet is not warming AT ALL. 

And if you don't believe that humanity is causing the environment to quickly roast to death and should voluntarily go extinct to save the planet, then you're evil evil neocon scum-sucking garbage who should be shot in the face a hundred times except you're so worthless that you aren't worth the cost of even a single bullet. 

And apparently, since my position is that yes, there is global climate change happening, but that there are a number of factors contributing to it besides human industrial activity, she feels I should be shot in the face a hundred times. 

lester1/2jr

saucerman-  they had a thing on current tv the other day about how global warming is transforming greenland from a parasite of denmark to an economic powerhouse.  It's uncovered massive resources that were under the ice