The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Saucerman]

I'm glad I've begun studying plumbing.  I don't know what my mother did this morning, but the toilet never knew what hit it. 

[Psycho Circus]

How does all the poo poo fit in my belly tubes 

[Doggett]

Should I install Silverlight ? 

[Mr. DS]

Tootsie Roll pops now come in Pomegranate flavor...rock on! 

[ghouck]

Every year we get these annoying little flies at where I work.  They are nearly impossible to kill because they're so fast.  They almost know what move you're going to make before you make it.  They kind of make me want to whip out a flame thrower.

Use a vacuum, I've found a dustbuster works better than a flyswatter at times.

[3mnkids]

My daughter refuses to wear socks with holes in them so I called her an elitist, she is still in her room mumbling something I cant make out and its probably better if I dont.     

[Psycho Circus]

My daughter refuses to wear socks with holes in them so I called her an elitist, she is still in her room mumbling something I cant make out and its probably better if I dont.     

All my socks have holes in now, but I still wear them or double them up. I have some funky ones that are hard to part with I guess, plus I'm too lazy to go buy new ones. Good quality socks seem to be quite expensive...

[Jack]

I was cutting down a shrub this morning.  Ah, all done;  now I can relax.  Then my wife got home from shopping.  Now I'm cutting down three more shrubs.   

[Cthulhu]

My little toe hurts like #*!&.

[ghouck]

My little toe hurts like #*!&.

Anything like this?

[Doggett]

I MISS LIVE AND KICKING SO MUCH IT HURTS !!!!!!!!



Remember when CBBC saturday mornings were good !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et9-mnBwYOc&feature=related

Andy Peters I miss you, man!

[LilCerberus]

The man was insane-but scary accurate-but goverment people  use the same tactics-bullsh!t. Use Base emotions to manipulate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk54b_DSOi8

And if you don't think it can happen on a large scale-remember Hitler. Scary.

That's what I've been trying to tell people since the last election, but they just smile & pat me on the head.

[Cthulhu]

My little toe hurts like #*!&.

Anything like this?

Nope.
Some bug bit me and it BURNS like crazy.

[Jack]

Now that all the shrubbery is gone from the side of our house, you can see the house much better.  Now my wife thinks I should repaint it.  And put new rocks next to the house, as it looks a little messy after I removed four tree-sized shrubs.  And put a decorative border around the rocks.  And get a couple rolls of sod, since the shrubs were growing over the lawn and there's bare dirt there now.  I'm drenched in sweat, got half a shrub worth of crap down the back of my shirt and pants, and up to my elbows in grime from taking apart the chainsaw because it was making a weird noise.

Those of you who are thinking of getting married - this is what it's like 21 year later.  Just a little something to keep in mind.

[ghouck]

People at avsforum.com are a***oles. When they don't have an answer to a problem, they complain about a person trying to do whatever the problem is getting in the way of. If you ask about a problem that lies in a piece of hardware so many of them blindly worship, expect to be insulted and attacked with the most retarded logic imaginable.


[Edit] Just as I post this, someone comes along and gives me the simplest solution to my problem. I guess I should say SOME people at avsforum.com, not all.