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Amy Winehouse Perfume--I Kid Thee Not

Started by ER, July 31, 2009, 06:33:43 PM

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Trevor

Just add a slight breeze from my undies and all will be OK for great sales, I suppose.  :buggedout: :buggedout:

Seriously, I liked Amy Winehouse before she started on a steady diet of drugs, booze and cigarettes ~ she was good looking and was talented. After she started doing the bad stuff, her rapid decline shocked me and I thought: "What the hell is she doing to herself and more, where are her family and friends to give her a huge kick in the ass to get her right again?"
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ghouck

I'll make you guys a deal, since we're such a tight group here: Find out how much her perfume costs, reduce it by 75%, and that's the price I'll charge to dump an ashtray in your hair, let the neighbor's dog pee on you, and I will PERSONALLY barf some Tequila on you. The end result is the same, except you're realize a HUGE savings. Shop smart, shop G-Mart!
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Trevor

Quote from: ghouck on August 03, 2009, 05:13:40 PM
I'll make you guys a deal, since we're such a tight group here: Find out how much her perfume costs, reduce it by 75%, and that's the price I'll charge to dump an ashtray in your hair, let the neighbor's dog pee on you, and I will PERSONALLY barf some Tequila on you. The end result is the same, except you're realize a HUGE savings. Shop smart, shop G-Mart!

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle::buggedout:
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Allhallowsday

#20
Okay, for the record, I am a huge fan of Back To Black.  I don't care if a jazzy Pop chick looks like a worn out rag doll; and though sorry to see her sad spiral of intoxication and waste (it's disgusting) I don't need to look at her to enjoy her records.  Actually, her wreck of a life informs the stunning performances of her records, just like BILLIE HOLIDAY might. 

On the otherhand, the perfume idea stinks.
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I knew this thread would be legendary by title alone.  No one can pass up eau de skank jokes, certainly not me.