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Started by Doggett, August 08, 2009, 09:48:04 AM

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Doggett

August 08, 2009, 09:48:04 AM
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Jack

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August 08, 2009, 09:54:22 AM
Hard to believe there's any drugs and alcohol left for the rest of us after PETA has had their fill.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Javakoala

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August 08, 2009, 10:18:33 AM
Quote from: Jack on August 08, 2009, 09:54:22 AM
Hard to believe there's any drugs and alcohol left for the rest of us after PETA has had their fill.

Why blame drugs and booze for just plain pointless behavior?  Their basic concept is fine, but they basically use this tactic:

"Senator, is it true you still beat your wife?"

No matter how you answer, you admit to doing something wrong, either now or earlier.

I say we shouldn't do these things to poor animals.  Let's break the arms and legs of PETA members and scald them alive.

(And, yes, I'm kidding about the last part....but it is fun to think about.)

Doggett

#3
August 08, 2009, 10:24:18 AM
Whenever there's a PETA story it gives me an excuse to post this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tca588YnVw4&feature=related

Elvira is telling me to go veggie...
Do I obey ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Saucerman

#4
August 08, 2009, 10:43:11 AM
Just because you can't hear the vegetables scream as you rip them from their native environment and slice them, dice them, boil them, mash them...doesn't mean they aren't. 

I wish I still had the photoshopped image of a PETA protest where someone had changed all the picket signs to read "We're bored white suburban housewives! Pay attention to us!"

3mnkids

#5
August 08, 2009, 12:47:20 PM
My son loves happy meals and if someone were to come up to him and try and give him this crap they would have a fight on their hands. They are bullies who targets children, little old ladies and supermodels. I cant stand peta. The idea is a good one but they dont care about animals, not really. If they did they wouldn't want to hurt the message by behaving like psychotics.

I saw a member of  PETA on MSNBC a couple of weeks ago and they were talking about Michael Vick and the guy said that he should have a brain scan to make sure he is actually remorseful before being allowed back in the NFL.. what? Not kidding. He wants Vick to have a brain scan.  :lookingup:
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InformationGeek

#6
August 08, 2009, 01:08:33 PM
All of a sudden, I'm hungry for an UnHappy Meal...
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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

Doggett

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August 08, 2009, 01:12:29 PM
Quote from: InformationGeek on August 08, 2009, 01:08:33 PM
All of a sudden, I'm hungry for an UnHappy Meal...

You gotta admit, their version of Ronald McDonald is a lot cooler.  :teddyr:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

InformationGeek

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August 08, 2009, 01:27:19 PM
Quote from: doggett on August 08, 2009, 01:12:29 PM
Quote from: InformationGeek on August 08, 2009, 01:08:33 PM
All of a sudden, I'm hungry for an UnHappy Meal...

You gotta admit, their version of Ronald McDonald is a lot cooler.  :teddyr:

I wonder if Circus saw it yet?
Website: http://informationgeekreviews.blogspot.com/

We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

Raffine

#9
August 08, 2009, 04:53:11 PM
I'll take one Unhappy Meal with a Filet-O-Sea Kitten sandwich, please.

Hold the Screamin' Lettuce.

http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Mr. DS

#10
August 08, 2009, 06:39:26 PM
Once again I must ask if we weren't mean to eat meat, how come it fits so nicely in a fluffy bun?
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meQal

#11
August 09, 2009, 03:45:07 AM
As bad as McDonald's food taste, I thought they already had the Unhappy Meal.
Also the morons at PETA must of all missed that day in science class where you find out that humans are omnivores. Guess they were too busy petting sea-kittens and such that day.
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Monster Jungle X-Ray

#12
August 09, 2009, 10:29:13 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on August 08, 2009, 06:39:26 PM
Once again I must ask if we weren't mean to eat meat, how come it fits so nicely in a fluffy bun?
I don't want to eat all animals, only the ones that taste good. There is a lot the food/medical/cosmetics industries have to answer for in terms of how animals are treated, but PETA makes it embarrassing for people to want to associate with such causes by acting like idiots.
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Derf

#13
August 12, 2009, 08:47:41 PM
I just heard a great line in a You Tube clip from Buddy Hackett on the Tonight Show. He addressed it to conservationists, but it works even better for PETA folks. He said, "And for all you [PETA] people out there, I hope a butterfly flies up your nose and you choke to death. Oh, and I hope the butterfly escapes."
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

WilliamWeird1313

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August 13, 2009, 07:22:49 AM
Quote from: doggett on August 08, 2009, 09:48:04 AM
http://www.slashfood.com/2009/08/07/peta-unhappy-meals-targeting-kids?icid=main|main|dl3|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.slashfood.com%2F2009%2F08%2F07%2Fpeta-unhappy-meals-targeting-kids

Gotta love 'em.


Okay, I know that UnHappy Meal thing is supposed to turn you off from meat, but am I the only one who wants one of these things even more if they look like this? Seriously, I want to get one of these and eat it while watching Killer Klowns From Outer Space or something.

On a side note, when did Circus start up his own fast food chain?

"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)
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