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Miss Piggy & Luke Skywalker

Started by Mr. DS, August 16, 2007, 09:12:58 PM

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Mr. DS

August 16, 2007, 09:12:58 PM

"Pssst...did you know Frank Oz has had his hand up Yoda's behind too?"
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

AnubisVonMojo

#1
August 16, 2007, 09:18:53 PM
"Pssst... Seriously Mark, you might wanna save up whatever Lucas is paying you, cuz you're gonna need it in another 20 years."

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

indianasmith

#2
August 16, 2007, 11:00:28 PM
SHE -
"Luke - I AM YOUR MOTHER!"


HE -
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Goji_girl

#3
August 17, 2007, 10:59:11 AM
I think they're serving pork at the cafeteria!

asimpson2006

#4
August 17, 2007, 08:13:13 PM
Maybe by doing this people will forget about me in the Star Wars Holiday Special.

BlackAngel75

#5
August 17, 2007, 11:49:52 PM
You had sexual thoughts about your sister, pshaw.  I had sex with a frog.
We all know Bill is a little nuts, but George has actually tasted them.
-Betty White at the William Shatner Roast

Yaddo 42

#6
August 18, 2007, 10:30:06 PM
You're not Jewish, are you Mark?
blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....

TheAtomicAndrew

#7
September 05, 2007, 10:27:11 AM
Come on, you've never wanted to pork some pork?  Why don't you bulls-eye womprats in my Beggar's Canyon?  Never underestimate the power of my darkside.
Pull Da Stringks!  Pull Da Stringks!  Bevare!  Bevare of the Big Green Dragon That Sits On Your Doorstep!  He Eats Little Boys...Puppy Dog Tails...and BIG FAT SNAILS!

jdlarch

#8
September 07, 2007, 10:11:55 PM
"Hey, does being on this show give you any idea where your career is going?"
Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.

sprite75

#9
August 14, 2009, 07:45:15 AM


Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

sideorderofninjas

#10
August 14, 2009, 10:15:59 PM
I'll have to do what to not be in either of the Ewok tv-movies....
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paula

#11
September 25, 2009, 05:15:06 AM
i know! i'm such a pig!

"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"

whitelion43

#12
October 25, 2009, 07:45:04 PM
   Luke,I'm Kosher pork
Where's Glen(Amazing Collosal Man, MST3K version)

SPazzo

#13
October 25, 2009, 09:28:33 PM
Luke thinking:  "Holy crap, I'm about to screw a puppet!"
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