COW THEORY OF GOVERNMENT

[Evan3]

Afrocan cow,: black cow, gains power, embezzles money and food, kicks out white cows, rest of black cows rebel and place in a new milktator

[Evan3]

African cow,: black cow, gains power, embezzles money and food, kicks out white cows, rest of black cows rebel and place in a new milktator

[J.R.]

Canadian Military With Cows-

The few bulls that the herd has are weak and pathetic.
The pastures South of this herd have the most healthy bulls in the entire world.
The cows of the Northern herd feel free to consider the Southern herd a bully.
The Southern herd is the only thing keeping the Northern herd free and the land is full of peaceniks crying for love and understanding.
Again, they only have the right to express this opinion because of the safety granted by the Southern herd.
The Northern herd should just shut their ungrateful traps.

[AndyC]

You might be surprised how many people in Canada would agree with you on that JR, particularly our veterans. In WW2, we had one of the top three or four dairy operations in the world. The hired hands we've been putting on the job for the past 30 or 40 years have been too busy tending the flower gardens to take care of the animals, producing an even bigger crop of blooming idiots while putting the best bulls out to pasture. The guys with any knowledge on running a farm can't settle on one way to do it, so they're never on the job.

I think the biggest problem, however, is that the help is always hired by people in a couple of small, densely populated parts of the country where most of them don't even know what a cow looks like.

[Funk, E.]

The middle most healthy herd put up with the northern and the southern herds because they do things for the middle herds. The northern herd give bulls who don't like being in the middle herd a place to go and the central herd gladly accepts all the manure we can shovel at it.

[Dano]

That was very subtle, JR.

: )

In all fairness, proportional to the size of their population, the Canadians have always pulled their weight when their friends needed them.

[Goon]

    Sorry, but we're reading "The Odyssey" and I can't help but remember the bit with the moo-ing steaks and cow skins crawling around on their own.  Now THAT would be creepy on film if it was done right.

-----ooo-'U'-ooo------Kilroy was here.