Jesus Christ, the King of the Monsters and Ewok Suits at R-S-R

[Saucerman]

FIRST SPACESHIP ON VENUS (1960) (Review by Dan): http://radiation-scarred-reviews.blogspot.com/2009/08/first-spaceship-on-venus-1960.html
"Anyway, as the ship takes off the crew is fully clad in the most ridiculous space suits I've ever seen. Needless to say, many Ewoks died in the commission of these jumpsuits. They're also wearing ridiculous girdles, the use of which become obvious when some of them begin to horse around in zero gravity...yeah, it's just a lazy excuse for a harness."

GODZILLA: FINAL WARS (2004): http://radiation-scarred-reviews.blogspot.com/2009/08/godzilla-final-wars-2004.html
"Meanwhile, Godzilla is getting double-teamed by Gigan and Monster X, a skull-faced monster summoned by the Controller. Mothra shows up and does little more than distract Gigan, though eventually gets him to sever his own head. Gigan's always been one of my favorite monsters, but he sure is stupid in FINAL WARS."

JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER (2001): http://radiation-scarred-reviews.blogspot.com/2009/08/jesus-christ-vampire-hunter-2001.html
"Following this, Jesus is down in the dumps. How can he defeat all these vampires? Fortunately, GOD has the answers. God manifests via a bowl of vanilla ice cream and cherries, telling Jesus to seek out El Santo Enmascarado del Plata, the Saint of the Wrestling Ring. WHAT THE HELL? Just when I think this movie can't get weirder...I mean, OK, yeah, it could be weirder. It could be a David Lynch film."


Dan will be attempting to watch the uncut, non-MST3K version of MANOS, THE HANDS OF FATE tonight.  Watch for either his review, or his obituary, tomorrow.