The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Psycho Circus]

1-0! 

[Rev. Powell]

Who keeps sneaking into my home at night and turning on "safe search" on Google? 

[ghouck]

Why is it as soon as I build a hotel no-one lands on that space ! 

Because you touch yourself at night. . .

[LilCerberus]

Why is it as soon as I build a hotel no-one lands on that space ! 

Because you touch yourself at night. . .

Nah, that's what the hotels are for...

[Doggett]

Who keeps sneaking into my home at night and turning on "safe search" on Google? 

Mrs. Rev doesn't like those images she catches you looking at ?

[Rev. Powell]

Who keeps sneaking into my home at night and turning on "safe search" on Google? 

Mrs. Rev doesn't like those images she catches you looking at ?

Can't be Mrs. Rev---she has no eyes or hands.

[venomx]

My Random Thought ...

I'm going to buy a charcoal fart pad for my friend because when he visits he makes my computer seat smell bad.

[BTM]

Question for the ladies on the board, not saying you all do this but what is the fascination with mini-versions of things.  For example, I was with a co-worker at the cafeteria and she saw a mini-bottle of water the other day and bought it because it was "cute".   It was half the water at almost the same price of the large.  

You know, that's weird cause I feel the same way about miniature bottles of white glue.  Not they're cute mind you, but I can't help but think, "Damn, that would be handy!  I could carry it my pocket and stuff.  Course, can't think of a situation I would need glue that badly, but still..."

As for women, dunno, maybe it appeals somehow to their maternal instincts.

[BTM]

I think some products are secretly created by angry women.  Seriously, what man would come up with a cologne named "Brute" and slap the catchphrase "Brute: The Essence of Man" on it?

[Jack]

My stupid cable box is screwed up.  The last one lasted a couple of years, then started giving me a static sound through the speakers.  I didn't know it was the cable box, and spent a whole lot of time tearing apart my whole surround sound system trying to figure out the problem.  Finally replaced the cable box and presto!  problem solved.  Now, a couple years later, this one has all the sound shifted to the right.  Instead of the dialogue coming out of the center channel, it's mostly coming from the right front speaker.  It makes me feel like a whiner to keep returning their junk to them.  My neighbor across the street has had the Charter Communications truck over there - no exaggeration - 8 to 10 times in the last few months.  Oh well, time to go to the local office, give them my social security number, date of birth, blood sample, mother's maiden name, and get another re-manufactured unit.

[Doggett]

Some (most) of the special effects in Lois and Clark are a bit rubbish. Still, it I'm glad I bought it as there is some nostaglic fun watching them. I'd love it if it got re-made with niftier effects, there's still more fun in L & C then there is in Smallville.

[Saucerman]

Horse Pants.

[lester1/2jr]

the TSA are a lovely group of people

[Psycho Circus]

I'm drugged up to the eyeballs! 

[3mnkids]

Its finally cool enough to open my windows.     Its nice to air the house out after a couple months of really hot weather.

And someone just posted on another site that i visit that babies born via c-section are somehow less than babies born vaginally. something about them being at a spiritual disadvantage     like soulless. uh huh.. so i left before i went off.