Headlines you hope never to see on the Press Release section

[Joe the Destroyer]

Saw 25 in the works

Michael Bay to direct next Godzilla film

Incredible Hulk re-relaunch due out in 2015

Batman: Christopher Nolan out, Paul WS Anderson in

"Noir" live action film due out with Milla Jovovich and Jessica Alba

Next Silent Hill movie will be "more comedic"

Familly Guy live action film in 2012

[meQal]

here is a few I could think of:

Ang Lee to create "Dr. Phibes" remake
Badmovies.org site purchased by TV Guide
Disney buys Marvel for $4 billion (oh wait that last one happen  )

[schmendrik]

John Waters, Pixar Announce Remake of "Pink Flamingos" as Animated Children's Film

[Javakoala]

Michael Jackson Resurrection Tour cancelled due to anti-zombie activists!!


Too soon?

[The Burgomaster]

* Sage Stallone set to star in ROCKY JUNIOR

* Gus van Sant, Vince Vaughn, and Anne Heche to collaborate on a remake of TO CATCH A THIEF

* Tim Burton's THE WIZARD OF OZ starring Miley Cyrus as Dorothy, Meryl Streep as the Wicked Witch of the West, Jim Carrey as the Cowardly Lion, Ben Stiller as the Tin Woodsman, and Adam Sandler as the Scarecrow is slated for a Christmas release

* Macaulay Culkin signed to star in HOME ALONE: THE ADULT YEARS

* Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to star in a remake of GONE WITH THE WIND

* Steve Martin's PINK PANTHER III takes highest honors at Cannes

[Javakoala]

Universal Healthcare Program Approved!
Sub headline: First-aid kits and coloring books to be be mailed to each American family

[Psycho Circus]

CGI Jaws remake planned, Tom Cruise to star... 

The Rock to star in Richard Pryor biopic... 

[lester1/2jr]

Big Brother head to Big Screen

[Doggett]

Badmovies.org site purchased by TV Guide

Andrew wouldn't sell us !

We're kinda like sea monkeys to him. 
He likes to observe us and our funny ways !

[Thorn Is]

Full House: The Movie

[indianasmith]

Anne Hathaway announces: "No More Nude Scenes for Me!!"

[Rev. Powell]

Michael Jackson Resurrection Tour cancelled due to anti-zombie activists!!


Too soon?

Dang... you stole my general idea.  Though if Jacko was resurrected, I think his tour getting canceled would be the best possible result.

How about "Felini's 8 1/2 to be remade as a musical?"

[Mr. DS]

Disney On Ice To Include Marvel Characters
Badmovies.org And AICN Join Forces
Dr. Phil Tries To Save Jon And Kate's Marraige
Octomom To Have 8 More Babies

[AndyC]

Uwe Boll to direct Great Escape remake

Robin Williams cast in new Citizen Kane

Remastered "Duel" will be less violent, says Spielberg

Lucas vows to keep fixing Star Wars until he gets it right

Plan 9 remake to be special effects extravaganza

[lester1/2jr]

Robin Williams cast in new Citizen Kane

shhhh they'll do it