How we gonna explain this to your mom and dad?

sprite75 · September 05, 2009, 11:13:12 PM

He's beautiful...but how on Earth are we gonna explain this to your mom and dad?

AndyC · September 06, 2009, 05:29:46 AM

Truly, this is the son of Dog.

ghouck · September 06, 2009, 09:23:55 PM

Woman: I told you, ME on top for a girl, YOU one top for a boy, , , but you just HAD to have it THAT way, didn't you?

Doggett · September 07, 2009, 04:52:45 AM

Dog: WTF ! This photo makes as much sense to you as it does to me !

Texdar · September 07, 2009, 10:17:48 AM

This happened because Mary was dysclexic.

Mr. DS · September 07, 2009, 07:30:54 PM

And she brought forth her first born son and wrapped him in swaddling clothes and layed him in a manger and gave him a bit of puppy chow and took him for a walk and cleaned up his poop and...

AndyC · September 07, 2009, 10:16:05 PM

This is what happens when you throw your Christmas pageant together at the last minute. Everybody thought somebody else was bringing the doll.

The Burgomaster · September 08, 2009, 03:51:23 PM

Wise Man #1 - "We walked all night through the desert for THIS????"

Joe the Destroyer · September 10, 2009, 03:14:39 AM

Puppy Jesus: He was called a bad dog and hit with newspaper for your sins.

Psycho Circus · September 15, 2009, 04:18:07 PM

"...I wondered why Snoop Dogg's car keys were in our fruit bowl"

AndyC · September 15, 2009, 06:10:49 PM

To make matters worse, this manger scene was accompanied by a recording of dogs barking Jingle Bells.

InformationGeek · September 19, 2009, 04:29:10 PM

Hmm... God said he would send down his only son for us. So does this mean God looks like a dog?

whitelion43 · October 25, 2009, 09:58:58 PM

Uhh Mary I knew you like the St Bernard but this is rediculous

retrorussell · October 26, 2009, 04:49:07 AM

So is the Antichrist a pitbull?

How we gonna explain this to your mom and dad?

Joe the Destroyer