Money-making idea for the men of badmovies.org

[Javakoala]

I want July (as it is when I was born) so I can show off my two-INCH Roman candle!!!!!!!

You made a typo, I fixed it. .

You seem to have an issue with the size of other men's manhood.  Hmmmm, that might explain why the prisoners you guard call you "Too Short"....   

Hey, I'm not the one bragging about the size of their dong in a thread addressed to the MEN on this board. 

BTW, I'm not a guard, I have a real job.   

Well, I did say Roman candle.  Considering I'm Irish (who aren't known by the nickname of "The Tripod Gents"), I'd be more inclined to call mine a penny whistle.  And I ain't inviting anyone here to play a tune.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

I have some gentle reservations about this idea...

Is this a dressed calendar?  Because if not my objections are more genital than gentle.  Some things don't need to see the light of day.
-Ed