things you learned from video games

[Mr. DS]

If you stand in a shadow, no matter where it's at, no one will see you. 

[venomx]

Hokuto no Ken aka Fist of the North Star.

Heads could explode with a single punch.

[InformationGeek]

It takes 20 shots to chest with a pistol or shotgun to fully kill a vampire (Vampire's Rain).

Any Church you can fine with bring yourself or your allies back to life for a large sum of gold (Dragon's Quest).

Evolution does not take hundreds of years, it takes experience points and raising up to a specific  level (Pokemon).

Noah have lift up things that weigh more than 500 lbs (Bible Adventures).

Fast, skinny guys with baseball bats can take up to thousands of rounds of minigun ammo to the chest (Team Fortress 2).

Birds in backpacks are able to fly bears around (Banjo Kazooie).

It is perfectly legal to kill rival members of a family (The Godfather).

People walk directly into cars that are set on fire (Destroy All Humans!).

Hedgehogs wear red tennis shoes, blue or pink, and are extremely fast (Sonic the Hedgehog).

Bright lights are the mortal enemy of parastic creatures (Resident Evil 4).

Rocket Launchers solve problems (Resident Evil series).

Some castle have absolutely no guards protecting them (Mario series).

[Mr. DS]

Most pipes lead to an extensive underground network.  (Super Mario Bros)

Jumping on a flagpole from a high point is not fatal and will be rewarded by fireworks if you time it right.  (Super Mario Bros)

Taking on enemies shirtless is mandatory.  (Contra)

Punching some people in the mouth will make their shorts fall down.  (Punch Out)

[Leah]

it is okay to hijack a car (Mafia)

[Psycho Circus]

You can have a second chance at life after eating 100 pieces of fruit.

[InformationGeek]

You can have a second chance at life after eating 100 pieces of fruit.

Crash Bandicoot by any chance?

While I'm here... Wearing badges can make you stronger (Paper Mario).

[Leah]

Choppers cannot do wheelies (Midnight Club 3)

[Psycho Circus]

Pigs enjoy strippers

[Leah]

old ladies will punch Skateboarders (THAW)
spray painting on private/public property is legal (THUG 1,2, THAW....)

[Rev. Powell]

Pigs enjoy strippers

Well, I certainly do!

[InformationGeek]

old ladies will punch Skateboarders (THAW)
spray painting on private/public property is legal (THUG 1,2, THAW....)

As long as we are mentioning that game...

Kids in wheelchairs can do skate boarding tricks. (THUG 2)

You raise the dead if you knock off skulls on grave stones in a certain time limit. (THUG 2)

There is nothing that can't be solve about getting from place to place without doing skateboard tricks.  (THAW)

[Psycho Circus]

Once you become part of a crowd, you suffer a blurry face and the loss of both arms.

[Leah]

old ladies will punch Skateboarders (THAW)
spray painting on private/public property is legal (THUG 1,2, THAW....)

As long as we are mentioning that game...

Kids in wheelchairs can do skate boarding tricks. (THUG 2)

You raise the dead if you knock off skulls on grave stones in a certain time limit. (THUG 2)

There is nothing that can't be solve about getting from place to place without doing skateboard tricks.  (THAW)

friends who video tape you doing crazy s**t will get credit (THUG)
Bigfoot does exist (THUG 2)
Throughing tomatoes a bulls will make them go after the matadors (THUG 2)

[Mr. DS]

When you turn someone into a pig they generally keep attacking.  (Heretic)