things you learned from video games

[InformationGeek]

Chicken are very mean.  (Zelda Series)

When you travel through space, you do not need air. (Super Mario Galaxy)

You can befriend wolves by freeing them from bear traps. (Resident Evil 4)

Music can be use to change wind patterns.  (The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker)

Shooting stars constantly fall to the earth in certain places. (Paper Mario)

Crab zombies can go kamikaze on people with grenades.  (Half-Life 2: Episode 1 & 2)

[BTM]

Magical Gauntlets, while looking and sounding awesome, really don't do s**t when it comes to killing your enemies.  (Heretic.)

[ghouck]

Omaha Beach was taken by about two dozen troops, an APC, and a tank, with the support of 2 naval vessels. (Battlefield 1492)

Indians really got in the way of one's sex life (Custer's Revenge)

The dark is immediately deadly (Zork)

Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out (Portal)

[Psycho Circus]

Babies in sleepy Midwest towns want to eat human flesh

[Leah]

if you become the US Champ, you will get the Lamborghini Murcileago (Midnight club 3)

[Psycho Circus]

Alien spacecraft always fly in timed patterns.

Getting shot in the face only makes your vision flash red for a couple of seconds.

Ice cream trucks are extremely durable.

Everyone in the world speaks English.....EVERYONE!

Humans can jump twice, sometimes three times their own height.

Jumping on animals heads is not considered cruelty.

Women aren't fond of clothing.

Snowboarding in the centre of Tokyo is commonplace.

[BTM]

Actually, there IS something I learned while playing the game Doom years ago.  You know how in movies you always see the hero charging full speed and just blazing away at the enemy with his gun(s)? 

While playing Doom I learned you waste a s**tLOAD of ammo when you do that.