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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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Doggett

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

ER

The other day my best friend told me she's pregnant. If this baby is a girl, too, then among people I know, friends, relatives, etc. there will have been six girls in a row born in the last two years, without even one boy among all those babies.
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ghouck

Quote from: ER on September 18, 2009, 03:20:47 PM
The other day my best friend told me she's pregnant. If this baby is a girl, too, then among people I know, friends, relatives, etc. there will have been six girls in a row born in the last two years, without even one boy among all those babies.

My mother's first 4 grandchildren, starting with my son, were all boys, all born on the 26th of their given birth month. There's a 1 in 11786688636472.392 chance of that.
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Psycho Circus

How is Derren Brown on TV? He doesn't do any illusion, magic, mind reading or hypnosis like he claims he can. All his stunts are all eventually explained my some really complicated random method, that leaves the audience perplexed.  :question:

LilCerberus

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Doggett

Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 18, 2009, 04:33:33 PM
How is Derren Brown on TV? He doesn't do any illusion, magic, mind reading or hypnosis like he claims he can. All his stunts are all eventually explained my some really complicated random method, that leaves the audience perplexed.  :question:

He's basically a mathematician. But I think he's a good showman.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

BTM


The bacon we have at the hotel is more addictive than heroin, I fear what would happen if Ghouck ever stayed with us...
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Psycho Circus

Quote from: BTM on September 19, 2009, 01:03:35 AM

The bacon we have at the hotel is more addictive than heroin, I fear what would happen if Ghouck ever stayed with us...

Have you tried heroin?  :teddyr:

Jack

Oh man, I drank six entire beers last night, and stayed up past 11:00 listening to music.  This morning I slept in until 6:45.  DarkSider's going to chastise me again  :teddyr:  And well he should.  I'm too old for all this craziness.
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Psycho Circus

Quote from: Jack on September 19, 2009, 08:16:36 AM
Oh man, I drank six entire beers last night, and stayed up past 11:00 listening to music.  This morning I slept in until 6:45.  DarkSider's going to chastise me again  :teddyr:  And well he should.  I'm too old for all this craziness.

Only 6:45?  Man, I didn't get up 'til 11:30.

BTM

Every week I fix some hamburg for dinner, and I pour the grease into a coffee container.  I have NO idea what I'm supposed to do with the container though...  Not sure if I'm supposed to take the grease to some sort of recycling center or what...
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Saucerman

Quote from: BTM on September 19, 2009, 09:42:26 AM
Every week I fix some hamburg for dinner, and I pour the grease into a coffee container.  I have NO idea what I'm supposed to do with the container though...  Not sure if I'm supposed to take the grease to some sort of recycling center or what...

Heat it up and dip chunks of toast in it, fondue style.

Doggett

Quote from: Circus_Circus on September 19, 2009, 08:25:27 AM
Quote from: Jack on September 19, 2009, 08:16:36 AM
Oh man, I drank six entire beers last night, and stayed up past 11:00 listening to music.  This morning I slept in until 6:45.  DarkSider's going to chastise me again  :teddyr:  And well he should.  I'm too old for all this craziness.

Only 6:45?  Man, I didn't get up 'til 11:30.

HA !
I got that beat. I got up at 2:10pm, it was a long night...
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.