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A Man Loves His Car TOO Much

Started by InformationGeek, September 19, 2009, 04:25:26 PM

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InformationGeek

September 19, 2009, 04:25:26 PM
This reminds me of that story where a guy was caught humping his lawn table.  What comes to mind is that both men REALLY need girlfriends and not ones that can be made at a factory.

http://www.krqe.com/dpp/news/crime/crime_krqe_albuquerque_man_accused_of_sex_act_with_car_200908131357
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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

meQal

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September 19, 2009, 05:08:37 PM
Remember, it's OK to love your car just not make love to your car. I wonder if he has a bunch of car magazines hidden under his bed or in a drawer beside it for those times he needs a "release"?
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ghouck

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September 21, 2009, 02:24:59 PM
It's hard to pass judgment considering they didn't even tell the make or model. I mean, if it was one of those crappy little Hondas then I think the guy's sick, , but if it was a nice new American car like the Lincoln MKS or a Z06 'Vette, I could understand.
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