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Started by hellbilly, September 18, 2009, 01:40:25 PM

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hellbilly

September 18, 2009, 01:40:25 PM


"Even as a teen Paris Hilton tried her best to attract guys"

Rev. Powell

#1
September 18, 2009, 07:33:02 PM
Guys were initially attracted to Kendra because of her flexibility, but then always freaked out when they discovered her leg ended in a hand instead of a foot.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Doggett

#2
September 18, 2009, 08:22:46 PM
Attention seekers...don't you just hate 'em.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Psycho Circus

#3
September 19, 2009, 07:54:45 AM
*Look where the heel is on her standing leg!  :question:

Mr. DS

#4
September 19, 2009, 12:50:16 PM
The term "easy access" now has a spokeswoman.
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Psycho Circus

#5
September 19, 2009, 12:56:17 PM
OJ - Bending the truth since 1995...

Nukie 2

#6
September 20, 2009, 06:54:41 PM
Wanna bet I can do it with a curly straw?

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sprite75

#7
September 20, 2009, 08:51:26 PM
All over America, people with back problems felt the pain in their backs get worse just looking at this picture.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

The Burgomaster

#8
September 22, 2009, 04:10:48 PM
"I can fill this glass from here."

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

AndyC

#9
September 24, 2009, 10:43:15 PM
She needs the vitamin C to build up some cartilage.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

retrorussell

#10
September 27, 2009, 06:16:39 AM
Oh God no.. I'm stuck, and I really have to poop!!!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

whitelion43

#11
October 21, 2009, 06:28:23 PM
Lady: You know,there are times I am too flexible. I've killed 2 men during sex while Climaxing.
Where's Glen(Amazing Collosal Man, MST3K version)

Pennywise

#12
October 26, 2009, 07:31:06 PM
Man, astronaut tests are tough! And on top of that you have to drink nothing but Tang afterwards.
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