The $1 Bill

[Ash]

What could George be thinking or saying?

[Mr. DS]

Sigh...soon I won't be worth anything.

[sprite75]

I wish they'd redesign this damn thing so that my picture is at least as big as those other guys.  It's not fair that Abe and those other guys have nice big pics and I'm stuck with this little pic.

[Nukie 2]

I can't wait to be jammed into a strippers g-string!

[Nukie 2]

I've got coke in my nose!

[AndyC]

They just had to use the picture where I didn't have my choppers in. I mean, look at my mouth. You make a half-assed effort to pose for a picture because nobody's going to look at the damned thing anyway, and then they go and put it on the money. That's just great. President mushmouth. Thanks a bunch a***oles.

[BTM]

Man, I liked looking at Sacagawea way more than pictures of my co-patriots.

[AndyC]

"George baby, you're so money and you don't even know it."

[Mr. DS]

The next person who makes a mushroom out of my head will die.

[retrorussell]

I captured the British forces at Yorktown and Saratoga, was instrumental in freeing this country from British rule, and became President for 8 years.  And this is the thanks I get-- one frickin' dollar.

[Psycho Circus]

"It was so nice living with those drug dealers, now I'm going to get all scrunched up in that fat cops pocket."

[SkullBat308]

"Worship me, for I am your new god!"

[Ash]

"Is George Washington gonna have to choke a b***h?"

(from Chappelle's Show)

[paula]

"That's right, I'm number 1....beeeeaaatch!"

[whitelion43]

I feel so small! and what is that K doing behind me?