The Unofficial Badmovies.org Random Thought Thread!

[Doggett]

I've just stumbled upon ET porn! 

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What happened?

You don't want to know. If you do though, Google it. 

I knew this wasn't really a finger...

[Doggett]

I've heard they've stopped the Robocop reboot !

[Jack]

Wife bought a box of chocolate chip cookies.  Mmmmm...mmmmm.  These things are awesome!  They were in the fridge, so the chips are  a little bit crunchy almost, and the cookie is chewy.  Flavor is scrumptious!

Now my cookie is all gone 

[Mr. DS]

My son just got his first library card.   

[Cthulhu]

I've just stumbled upon ET porn! 

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What happened?

You don't want to know. If you do though, Google it. 

I'm afraid to. But I have to see it to belive it...
My curiosity will be the end of me.

[Cthulhu]

ARGH! MY CURIOSITY IS THE END OF ME!

[Psycho Circus]

ARGH! MY CURIOSITY IS THE END OF ME!

[Cthulhu]

Some random chick just called me, asking for my name. I didn't tell her my last name, so she put the phone down. Then, she called me again.
Wtf?
UPDATE: I did a search on her number on T-mobile's website, she was trying to sell me something.

[BTM]

Acorn should have known something was up, I mean, there was a WHITE guy claiming to be a pimp.  I mean, I watched "Pimps Up, Hoes Down" we all know that doesn't happen too often...

Why can't a white guy be a pimp?  

I think it's a union rule or something.  I mean, they're perfectly okay to pimp out their spouse/sister/girlfriend, but more than that and they have to do apply for a bunch of permits and learn to talk "gangsta" without looking too ridiculous.  It's really complicated.

[BTM]

I hate how I always seem to fell a bit sad after going out with family and friends and then come home to my apartment. 

Not sure why I feel sad, but I'm guessing the fact I'm coming home to an EMPTY place has something to do with it. 

[lester1/2jr]

I'm having lasagna for the third night in a row.  I am on a diet and  don't eat lunch so I've had nothing but grape nuts and lasagna for 3 days.

[Saucerman]

White Rhinoceroses are not white.  The name derives from the Afrikaans whyt, meaning wide, referring to the White Rhino's broad, square upper lip.  The Black Rhinoceros is not black.  It is in fact the same color as the White Rhinoceros, and is simply referred to as such to differentiate it from the White Rhinoceros.

I feel like this could be the beginning of a fantastic buddy comedy.

[Rev. Powell]

how much of what you buy comes from monopolies and cartels?

pretty much all of it.  so much for the alleged free market

The author suggests that monopolies and cartels are the free market.  Antitrust laws are government regulations that interfere with the free market in an attempt to increase competition.   

[ER]

"As pointless as caffeine-free Mountain Dew."

[ghouck]

I saw Billie Piper's boobies on the interwebz. . .