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Started by Cthulhu, October 10, 2009, 12:06:53 PM

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Cthulhu

So, on the DVD of Godmonster of Indian flats, there is a short film (I use this term very loosely) called "The geek".
Has anyone seen this? Because when I watched it, the first questions to enter my mind was: What in the name of god is that? Seriously, what the f**k is that? Who did this? Why did he do it? And again WHAT IN THE NAME OF HOLY F*** IS THAT?

I'm just confused. Basically it's about hippies walking in the woods, and one of the chicks gets intimate (very intimate) with the sasquatch.
It's 15 minutes of wtf.

It was entertaining, but it made me ask questions that most likely will never be answered.

Derf

I kind of wondered about it, too. It seems to be a sasquatch porno trimmed down to "R" status. I have no idea of what the original was called, or if it still exists (and do I even care  :question:), but that is my observation. My evidence? The girl the bigfoot boinks is not the same girl that is rescued by the "heroes" who sent her to him in the first place. If I had to guess, Bigfoot gets a go with all the women in the party before the guys work up the courage to say, "Um, hey, stop it, please, sir, if it's not too much trouble."
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paula

Quote from: Derf on October 10, 2009, 09:27:39 PM
I kind of wondered about it, too. It seems to be a sasquatch porno trimmed down to "R" status. I have no idea of what the original was called, or if it still exists (and do I even care  :question:), but that is my observation. My evidence? The girl the bigfoot boinks is not the same girl that is rescued by the "heroes" who sent her to him in the first place. If I had to guess, Bigfoot gets a go with all the women in the party before the guys work up the courage to say, "Um, hey, stop it, please, sir, if it's not too much trouble."

right?  sloppy seconds are one thing.....SASQUATCH sloppy seconds????

gladly have never heard of this, and do I even want to watch it?

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Cthulhu

Quote from: Derf on October 10, 2009, 09:27:39 PM
I kind of wondered about it, too. It seems to be a sasquatch porno trimmed down to "R" status. I have no idea of what the original was called, or if it still exists (and do I even care  :question:), but that is my observation. My evidence? The girl the bigfoot boinks is not the same girl that is rescued by the "heroes" who sent her to him in the first place. If I had to guess, Bigfoot gets a go with all the women in the party before the guys work up the courage to say, "Um, hey, stop it, please, sir, if it's not too much trouble."
Isn't she?
At least now I know that it was a movie. Not just a 15 minute fever-dream.
Okay, sasquatch porn is still weird, but what the hell. If it had a feature lenght (no pun intended), that means that people don't go into the woods and shoot 10 minutes of walking and 5 minutes of...you know. The sasquach's love life. And that's kinda reassuring. I think.
Thanks for the reply!

WilliamWeird1313

Quote from: Cthulhu on October 10, 2009, 12:06:53 PM
So, on the DVD of Godmonster of Indian flats, there is a short film (I use this term very loosely) called "The geek".
Has anyone seen this? Because when I watched it, the first questions to enter my mind was: What in the name of god is that? Seriously, what the f**k is that? Who did this? Why did he do it? And again WHAT IN THE NAME OF HOLY F*** IS THAT?

I'm just confused. Basically it's about hippies walking in the woods, and one of the chicks gets intimate (very intimate) with the sasquatch.
It's 15 minutes of wtf.

It was entertaining, but it made me ask questions that most likely will never be answered.


Oh, yeah! I've seen that. I love it, specifically for the wtf factor that it so fully embodies.

Also, because sasquatch doesn't get enough lovin' from the ladies. Go, sasquatch!

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Psycho Circus

Quote from: Cthulhu on October 10, 2009, 12:06:53 PM

I'm just confused. Basically it's about hippies walking in the woods, and one of the chicks gets intimate (very intimate) with the sasquatch.
It's 15 minutes of wtf.

It was entertaining, but it made me ask questions that most likely will never be answered.



Sasquatch leaves a yearn in the crotch...