Omegle

[SPazzo]

I'm surprised nobody here has mentioned it before.  It's a website where you are put in a chat room with a total stranger.  It's pretty fun, and you are anonymous on it.

http://omegle.com/

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: whats up?
Stranger: m/f?
You: tran*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

*No I'm not a transvestite.   It's fun to mess with people though.

[Psycho Circus]

Hell, I can just go out the front door and hear that crap.

[SPazzo]

Hell, I can just go out the front door and hear that crap.

Oh come on Circus, just try it... 

[Psycho Circus]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Howdy
Stranger: holla
You: yo, what be the beans blood?
Stranger: no taking spanish class
You: no gold teeth
Stranger: nope
You: flames burnt the spanish
Stranger: ?

[SPazzo]

See that wasn't so bad.

[venomx]

 

[Doggett]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: bustin' makes me feel good.
Stranger: what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh, this is gonna be fun !!!

[Psycho Circus]

This makes me feel like I'm back in school, giggling at the back of class and fiddling with my skirt.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: heyy =D
Stranger: u a guy or girl
You: I'm a hot 1980s stripper valley girl
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thts cool?
You: I know it is, what are you?
Stranger: techno dancer and skater
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Doggett]

If you pretend you're female, the chance of being asked a freaky question goes up considerably.



I would like it if someone bought me a drink before checking out my bra size ! 

What's really scary is when you tell them you're male, they still want it.

[Psycho Circus]

The last 4 times in a row I have been asked if I am a girl, then they disconnect. So many perverts, so much time.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: who are you?
Stranger: are you a girl
You: I'm a man leopard
Stranger: btw, http://nput.net/women has info on how to talk to girls ;)
You: what are girls?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[WilliamWeird1313]

I'm getting a real kick out of pretending to be some post-apocalyptic cyberpunk revolutionary trying to liberate slaves from the The Matrix, which, of course, the person I'm talking to is most definitely captive in. Natch.

[Jack]

You: I'm a hot 1980s stripper valley girl

Where have you been all my life?!?

[Psycho Circus]

You: I'm a hot 1980s stripper valley girl

Where have you been all my life?!?

I'm right here Jack, come get a taste