Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want)

Doggett · October 15, 2009, 01:51:50 PM

Okay, this is exactly the same as someone else's thread but it was soo fun I decided to give it a better, more accurate, title.

It's completely anonymous.

http://omegle.com/

Talk to a stranger, possibly a loony, that's it.

Please copy and paste your conversations !!!!

SPazzo · October 15, 2009, 01:53:00 PM

At least someone appreciates my thread...

Doggett · October 15, 2009, 01:53:56 PM

QuoteStranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: from?
Stranger: m/f?
You: the Death Star
Stranger: what?
Stranger: lol
You: It's like a moon...only it's no moon....
You: It's a star. Of Death !
Stranger: are you kidding!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Doggett · October 15, 2009, 01:55:50 PM

QuoteConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: MIB
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I've found a new toy.

Doggett · October 15, 2009, 01:58:28 PM

QuoteConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: iam 20 horny maleXD
You: sO AM i
Stranger: you are girl?
You: No, I'm a horny male of 20
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

SPazzo_1493 you deserve all the good karma in the world !!!!!

ghouck would have great fun with this !

3mnkids · October 15, 2009, 02:33:04 PM

well this is just great, strangers dont even want to talk to me..

QuoteConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: hello, is anyone out there?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm LMFAO. Its a good thing im not one of those sensitive people because this would really hurt.

Doggett · October 15, 2009, 02:34:49 PM

QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18 male usa, u?
You: 43 male. French
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Psycho Circus · October 15, 2009, 02:46:25 PM

QuoteConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: how are you
Stranger: Alright....
Stranger: u?
You: There's a monster in my minds eye
Stranger: How come?
You: Because I broke a blind mans hip
Stranger: lol
Stranger: How'd you do that?
You: I was driving a milk float under the influence of chlorine
Stranger: I see...
Stranger: I did that same thing once
You: We should do lunch
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: That would be fun
You: I love to stick my penis into a good caeser salad
Stranger: I love double stuffed oreos
You: There are quite surreal on the beach at night, maintaining stiffness
Stranger: I love stiff things
You: I love nipples wrapped in money
Stranger: I hate you...
You: I know, but if you don't give me $8000000 I will die
Stranger: I'll give you €10
You: I'm sorry, I don't believe in the French

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Doggett · October 15, 2009, 02:51:25 PM

Circus.....YOU ARE KING !!!

Psycho Circus · October 15, 2009, 02:59:49 PM

Thank you *takes a bow*

QuoteConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny girl with pics?
You: Horny clown with pigs
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WilliamWeird1313 · October 15, 2009, 03:35:59 PM

Quote from: Doggett on October 15, 2009, 02:34:49 PM
QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18 male usa, u?
You: 43 male. French
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Doggett, seriously, you've got to be some kind of record holder.

Doggett · October 15, 2009, 03:38:33 PM

Quote from: WilliamWeird1313 on October 15, 2009, 03:35:59 PM
Quote from: Doggett on October 15, 2009, 02:34:49 PM
QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18 male usa, u?
You: 43 male. French
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Doggett, seriously, you've got to be some kind of record holder.

It's all about knowing the right (or should that be wrong) thing to say.

WilliamWeird1313 · October 15, 2009, 03:39:42 PM

My first shot. Not the greatest, but, hey, I'm a virgin here. Let me get warmed up.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: horses eat it
Stranger: im 15 m norway looking for a sexy girl to have cam2cam (msn & webcam required)...just give me ur msn if your interested!
You: im totally interested... UNFORTUNATELY, i'm a sexy caveman with a slight inner ear infection and love handles
You: also, i have integrity, dagnabbit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Doggett · October 15, 2009, 03:46:57 PM

QuoteConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Bonjour
Stranger: asl
You: oui
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Talk French and everyone hates you.

Psycho Circus · October 15, 2009, 03:52:50 PM

QuoteConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: i need money
Stranger: ok
You: do you?
Stranger: yes
You: how much?
Stranger: $45000
You: That's more than I need
Stranger: how much do you need
You: $375
Stranger: what for
You: my father is made of sand
Stranger: he won't give you money?
You: he can't
Stranger: ah
You: he's sleeping now

Your conversational partner has disconnected.