Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want)

[Psycho Circus]

Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! I tried to do the same thing using Poison and Motley Crue songs, but no-one was playing ball.

[Mr. DS]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: girl
You: yes
You: u
Stranger: boy
You: boy as in how old
Stranger: 13
You: I'm 63, I'm on my grandaughter's computer
Stranger: ok
You: Whats a nice young man like yourself doing this evening
Stranger: nowt
You: What does that mean
Stranger: nothing
You: Oh, I'm sorry.  I'm not hip to all that young men talk
You: I need to change my Depends
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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[hellbilly]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: girl
You: yes
You: u
Stranger: boy
You: boy as in how old
Stranger: 13
You: I'm 63, I'm on my grandaughter's computer
Stranger: ok
You: Whats a nice young man like yourself doing this evening
Stranger: nowt
You: What does that mean
Stranger: nothing
You: Oh, I'm sorry.  I'm not hip to all that young men talk
You: I need to change my Depends
Your conversational partner has disconnected

.

That just killed me. Brilliant 

[Mr. DS]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hola
You: hi
Stranger: como esta?
You: taco
Stranger: que?
You: burrito
Stranger: hablas espanol?
You: si
Stranger: bien.
You: guacamole
Stranger: burgers
You: si, enchilladas
Stranger: pie
You: pollo
You: con arroz
Stranger: I'm sorry, i dont speak spanish ='(
You: chaco taco
Stranger: chicken with rice
You: si muy bien senorita
Stranger: gracias
You: adios
Stranger: wait!
You: espera
You: ?
Stranger: you were the funniest response i got from speaking spanish
You: do i win a prize
Stranger: yes, Ill mail it to you
You: que lastima
You: buneos noches
Stranger: adios

[meQal]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: glad you're here. I need help hiding the body
Stranger: what?
You: I just killed this woman and I need to hide her body, help me out
Stranger: you did what?
You: look, you are already an accomplice to the murder so you need to help me find a way to hide this body or we are both going to jail
Stranger: but I didn't do it.
You: don't matter, you know enough to be guilty now tell me where to hide the body
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Doggett]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Give me the sense to wonder
Stranger: f
Stranger: you?
You: To wonder if Im free

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The only people on that site are perverts and badmovies.org members.

So, in short, just all....perverts. 

[Psycho Circus]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: im kurt cobain
Stranger: im not really dead
You: really, may i kill you then?
Stranger: sure!
You: I would like to rip your throat out and cut off your talentless hands
Stranger: go right ahead!
Stranger: while i smoke my stash of pot
You: yeah, and shoot up. Can I nail courtney too?
Stranger: yep!
You: cool, so where have you been you greasy a***ole?
Stranger: in the sewers
You: Oh, where you belong
Stranger: where have you been angered fan?
You: Oh I'm no fan, I've been listening to good music
Stranger: what do you call good music'?
Stranger: never heard of it
You: Oh, Judas Priest, W.A.S.P., The Throbs, Whitesnake, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jeff Healy, Hendrix.....ppl who can play guitar generally and make life interesting.
Stranger: oooh.
Stranger: i've never heard of any of them
You: I thought not
Stranger: I like jonas brothers these days.
You: they're good compared to you
Stranger: thank you!
You: you're not welcome
Stranger: well, i got to go smoke some grass with my dear friend shannon hoon, and all the other coke heads from seattle.
You: sure, thing. make sure you stay in the sewers dude
Stranger: i will.
Stranger: bye!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wow, I have been truly blessed. 

[Doggett]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: glad you're here. I need help hiding the body
Stranger: what?
You: I just killed this woman and I need to hide her body, help me out
Stranger: you did what?
You: look, you are already an accomplice to the murder so you need to help me find a way to hide this body or we are both going to jail
Stranger: but I didn't do it.
You: don't matter, you know enough to be guilty now tell me where to hide the body
Your conversational partner has disconnected

EPIC !

[Rev. Powell]

I can't wait for the time when two of you guys post the exact same transcript because you were talking to each other.   

[Mr. DS]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: You know you really want to lay it down right now

Damn...didn't get too far with this one...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Tic tac and coffee breath person, I have a tic tac!
You: May I have one
Stranger: What does your breath smell like?
You: Your mom
Stranger: oh. dis. Original dis right there.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?

You: 24/f/nilbog
Stranger: im 14 Male USA

You: Have you ever been to Nilbog
Stranger: no
Stranger: wait
You: Oh my goooooooooooooooood!
Stranger: typo
Stranger: i meant 24 not 14
You: We are a hungry people
Stranger: hungry for my c**k? :3
You: Once we turn it into wood yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Doggett]

I can't wait for the time when two of you guys post the exact same transcript because you were talking to each other.   

It's funny cos it's true. 

[akiratubo]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: 17 f you
You: 30 m
Stranger: from?
You: I live in a goat.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: Hmm, asl?
You: 30m
Stranger: 16f
Stranger: So how's it feel to be "middle aged"
You: Feels good.  I like it.
Stranger: Haha nice.
Stranger: Hmm, so what's up?
You: I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT!  YOU'RE THE FBI!  YOU WANT TO GET ME AGAIN!
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: 18 f usa
Stranger: you
You: 30 m usa
You: Funny, everyone seems to be a teenage female.
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hellbilly]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 20/m/Uruguay/gay
You: 35/m/Nilbog/soon-to-be-trollfood :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

Dedicated to all the metal fans on the board...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: hi i'm glad someone is on, I have to tell someone about what happened last night
You: 19/f/nilbog
Stranger: what happened
You: it all started when I left alone, my mind was blank
You: I needed time to get the memories from my mind
Stranger: then
You: I kept asking my self...what did I see, shall I believe...that what I saw that night was real an not just fantasy
Stranger: carry on
You: Just what I saw, in my own dreams were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?
Stranger: then what happened
You: Cuz in my dreams, its always there...the evil face that twists my mind and brings me to dispair
You: Yeah
You: I'm sorry but I had to tell someone
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: it is dream
You: I was scared
You: I have to go...thank you for listening
You: just one other thing though...
Stranger: what ur add by the way
You: I have the fire, I have the force I have the power to make my evil take it's course...
You: have a nice day...
You have disconnected.

[Jack]

Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast