Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want)

[Doggett]

And if it all goes wrong, run to the hills. 

[meQal]

My eldest daughter decided she wanted to get in on this. Here is one she did.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
Stranger: 19 m usa
Stranger: looking for hot female for pics
You: 95 f nursing home
You: looking for young thing to satify my last days
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[lester1/2jr]

Stranger: hey slut
You: salam malaykum
Stranger: want some pork chops?
You: and applesauce?
Stranger: lmaoo
Stranger: no. pork skins
Stranger: and a salad sprinkled with bacon
You: porchopsh... and appleshosh

[lester1/2jr]

3043 users onlineConnecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hej
You: hola
Stranger: from? :O
Stranger: spain?
You: boston
Stranger: lol
You: very close
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: sweden here...
Stranger: m/f?
You: m do you like our black president
Stranger: i havent heard so mmuch about him sins the election.. do you?
You: I don't like anyone in washington, I think they should all go home and get real jobs.  what color is yours?
Stranger: we dont have republic
Stranger: :s
You: republicans?  good for you.  wish we didn't either.  or democrats for that matter.  do you know christina blum?
Stranger: nope
You: how about sarah strid
Stranger: nope :S
You: these are the two swedish people I know.  you all knwo each other I assume
You: are there more than a few swedes?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: you ask how many swedes there are? :P
You: like eleven?
Stranger: around 9 - 10 milion ...
You: I was close
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: :P
You: your lucky your president doens't make you fight wars for the israelis.  that's what we do 24-7 all 300 million of us.  it's tiring
Stranger: lol
Stranger: we still dont have any president :P
You: you are like SUPER TROOPER today su pah pah troop pah pah
Stranger: haha :P
You: shining having fun, feeling like a number one eh?
You: I love ABBA
Stranger: haha :D
You: where do you live gottenberg?
Stranger: waterloo da da daa daa :P
Stranger: you are a good guesser :O
Stranger: yes i do :O
You: that's the one place in sweden I know because sarah strid and christina blom lived there.  ten years ago when I knew them.  It seems like a nice place
Stranger: :P
Stranger: so you have been here=? :D
You: no  can I come visit you there?
Stranger: sure ;D
You: what is your favorite color?
Stranger: red i think or black
You: who is your favorite gangster?
Stranger: :P
You: do you know the swedish chef?
You: he's a big star in america
You: he was on a show called the muppet show
Stranger: yeah :D
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: love that show :D
Stranger: waldorf and statler :D  
You: ?  are those characters from the muppet show i haven't seen it in several decades sorry
You: the winner takes it AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL  the loser standing small
Stranger: haha :D
You: the judges will decide , the likes of me abide
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14njUwJUg1I
You: I DO like statler and waldorf
You: alot
Stranger: :D
You: and gonzo
You: have you ever been to the US, you should come here with the current exchange rate you could get a penthouse apartment for like 1 swedish nickel
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tRPEd_LGIQ
Stranger: :D
Stranger: ok :O
You: awesome.  he was a real daredevil
You: I htink we've set a record for this thing
Stranger: maybe :P  but not for me :P
Stranger: ive had a chat around 3-4 hrs :O
You: I honestly have to go.  my sisters kids are coming over have a great time you are lucky to livei n such a beautiful place.  3-4 hours that's fantastic.  bye

[Mr. DS]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Have  you talked to a guy name Doggett lately?
Stranger: no i cant say i have
You: He's a real prick.  He comes on and says "Hi I'm Doggett"
You: Then posts links to obscene pics of himself
Stranger: -.-
You: If I knew who he was I'd kick his ass
You: I'm female by the way, I don't need to be seeing this stuff
Stranger: ok
You: I've talked to him twice today already.
Stranger: ok
You: So you have never met him
Stranger: nope
You: Would you like to
Stranger: not really
You: I don't blame you
You: Damn, my dog just threw up, I have to go
Stranger: seeya
You have disconnected.

[Doggett]

Cheers, Darksider. 

[hellbilly]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yes?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 18 f
Stranger: you ?
You: 83/m/retirement home
Stranger: i need a c**k
Stranger: can you give your best c**k ?
You: I got c**k but a hard time getting it hard you know?
Stranger: so,you want to give or no ?
You: if I can get the diaper off, yes.
You: but I need nurse Hilda to assist me
Stranger: mmmh
You: let me scoot with my wheelchair to the nurses lounge. brb!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Trevor]

I think I was the weirdo ~ couldn't get a word in edgeways. 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: sex?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I managed to type WHAZZUP and that was that. 

[Trevor]

Just a thought ~ is there a chance that we might accidentally end up talking to each other om Omegle? 

[BTM]

You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: stars are pretty at night
Stranger: yes yes
You: except I don't like that one star
Stranger: why
You: it keeps winking at me... I think it might be gay or something
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What?  Is it wrong to feel uncomfortable about a star constantly winking at you?

[SkullBat308]

  I love this thread.

[SPazzo]

Just a thought ~ is there a chance that we might accidentally end up talking to each other om Omegle? 

That would be amazing.  I had found out about this on a Flickr group discussion board.  What we did was use a members name (pearl) and mention that in every chat to see if that would ever happen.  It didn't, but that doesn't mean we can't come up with a code word.

Any suggestions?

[Psycho Circus]

Mr. Beef Mustache 

[SPazzo]

Mr. Beef Mustache 

Maybe, I was actually thinking about using the word Circus in every chat. 

[SPazzo]

You: Hi
Stranger: Heey
Stranger: 16 Male Netherlands
You: 43/tran/Mars
Stranger: p**s off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.