Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want)

[Trevor]

You: Hi
Stranger: Heey
Stranger: 16 Male Netherlands
You: 43/tran/Mars
Stranger: p**s off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[WilliamWeird1313]

You: Hi
Stranger: Heey
Stranger: 16 Male Netherlands
You: 43/tran/Mars
Stranger: p**s off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I did something similar, and the guy said "you got the age wrong... I'm guessing your a 15 year old with too much time on his hands."

HA! I showed him!

I'm a 22-year old with too much time on his hands. MWAHAHAHA!

...

You realize we all need lives, yes? And that we're horrendously immature, yes?

[Mr. DS]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: moi
Stranger: ooon suomest
You: That is amazing, the same thing happened to me
Stranger: U FROM????????
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hellooooo
You: how is the weather
Stranger: fine
You: same here
You: the sun is out
You: I'm older so I only care abut the weather
You: and its all I talk about
You: it rained yesterday
Stranger: whos gives a f**k
You: Well thats not very nice
You: you kiss your father with that mouth
Stranger: thats why you dnt get laid
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Mr. DS]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny guy looking for sexy pics from an interesting girl :P
You: So am I
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi there , I have a rash on my leg I need someone to look at
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sleepyskull]

Stranger: hi
You: howdy
Stranger: asl?
You: have you ever killled anybody
Stranger: nope
You: 1000/shemale/texanada
You: thank god i was worried
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This next one was inspired by The Darksider's rash comment:

You: what is the grossest rahs you have ever gotten
You: i mean rash sorry
You: you can be detailed
Stranger: where?
You: really it's allright don't be shy
You: huh?
Stranger: yeah?
You: i got one under my eye once that was blue and leaked green goo
You: answer me or so help me god...
Stranger: you are usa?
You: yes but what about your rash!?!?!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you are female?
You: answer my rash question!!!
You: Lets just say I'm a shemale
Stranger: your lke sex/
You: I have lolst my patience when you wake up you will be missing your feet
You: I'm not kidding
Stranger: i like ml
You: never again will you be able to play footsies!
You: You like what?
Stranger: making love?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: asl
Stranger: male,19 uk
Stranger: u
You: that was a test you have failed. in relaity I do not care about your asl.

Omegle is great!

[Doggett]

Phew!

Found the thread again... 

[wickednick]

I don't think there are to many people crazier than me.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey im male 18 and USA
Ask me 5 questions and ill answer them truthfully~
You: HOW OLD RE YOU
Stranger: 18
You: Why don't believe you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i am
You: whats on your desktop
Stranger: cup of ater
Stranger: phone
Stranger: ipod
Stranger: and keys
Stranger: lol
You: what no computer? how are you talking to me then? What is this!
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: that too
You: Favorite movie
Stranger: toy story 3
You: toy story 3? What they have movies about toys now? Wait is that the one with Robbin Williams
You: Man this weeds good
You: best weed ever, like mana from a crazy god of weed
You: wait flash back
You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: ok I'm back, man that was f**ked up
You: So how old are you again
Stranger: 18
You: I new it because I'm f**king psychic
You: Ask me anything I will know it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.
You: I got a umbrella
Stranger: so.
You: so I won
Stranger: no you didn't
You: Umbrella beats rain
Stranger: but they don't shield from puddles.
You: f**k the puddles
You: forgot about the puddles
Stranger: so I win
You: ya but you can't fall for me then its more like a really annoying soaking sensation
Stranger: but I'll be all over your body
You: i don't want you all over my body, I want to stay dry
You: so is everyone on this site a bunch of stoned dudes or is it just me
Stranger: just you.
You: yes
You: ya for weed and 5am
Stranger: I'm above the influence.
Stranger: cya.
You: come on its really good
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[wickednick]

I apologize for all the posts but this is to fun. More craziness from me. Don't date red heads.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hii
Stranger: ????
Stranger: girl or boy?
You: I'm trapped in a little closet and I hear weird noises out side
You: I only have this computer to keep me safe
Stranger: are u ok?
Stranger: i cant understand
You: I think so
Stranger: ok, where are u?
You: I don't know I was at this bar and then woke up here
Stranger: ok,....
You: I think they are watching me
Stranger: what??
Stranger: where are u from?
You: Dude I don't know whats going on. The U.S. is always doing these damn experiments on its citizens
You: I'm origianlly from Chicago
Stranger: ok, do u need help?
You: Ya I need some help, I'm trapped
You: My I don't know where I am
Stranger: age?
You: 21
You: Where are you
Stranger: I'm from Norway
Stranger: i cant help u
Stranger: sry..
You: s**t thats not going to help
Stranger: :(
Stranger: call 112
Stranger: it's finlands polices number
You: Ok look if you are ever in the U.S. beware of chicks with red hair
You: thats who I was talking to last
You: can't call anyone just have this computer
Stranger: go to facebook and speak for your friend.
You: I don't have facebook, I'm like the last one
Stranger: ok. are u drank?
You: I little
You: Hold on some one s coming
Stranger: ok
Stranger: HELP HI
Stranger: ssoorryyy
You: Thank god I'm ok
Stranger: :)
You: I just had the lights off
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: ARE U OK?
Stranger: are u dead?
You: Hell no... I p**sed my self and my girlfriend is pist at me
You: s**t. I'm not going to let her in. shes crazy
Stranger: ok, are u boy?
Stranger: ??????????????????????????+
You: Am I a dude? Ya im a dude at least until my girlfriend castrates me
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: i cant help u
You: f**k I really liked my penis too
Stranger: OMG
You: wait she is walking away
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: WHY?
You: Ok I'm safe for now. I need to find some place to hide
Stranger: OMG
You: You don't know what this women is like man. she is awesome in the sack but crazy out of her mind
Stranger: i dont have red hair
You: don't date red heads
Stranger: ok, im girl
Stranger: and i like boys
You: oh then your lucky don't date a***oles then
Stranger: im not a gay
You: ya I know not saying you are
Stranger: ok
Stranger: OMG
You: didn't know you were a girl
Stranger: oh, ny u know
You: s**t she just threw a brick through my window
Stranger: OMG?
Stranger: are u speak true?
Stranger: i dont delive u
Stranger: belive
Stranger: **
You: ok look crazy thing are a foot here, believe them or not,
Stranger: OMG
You: f**k my car,, I got to go she is smashing my car
Stranger: I HAVE TO GO, GOOD BYE. I CANT BELIVE U. U DONT SPEAK TRUE.
Stranger: I HATE U NY. SPEAK TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: OMGG
Stranger: WHO U REALY ARE?
Stranger: TELL ME
Stranger: IF U CANT
Stranger: I FEELING DOWN
Stranger: ARE U DEAD NY?
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: OMG, U ARE DEAD....
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: :"(
Stranger: :"(
Stranger: :"(:"(
Stranger: YHYYYYYY
Stranger: MOIMOI
Stranger: MOIKKA
Stranger: HEIPPA
Stranger: ME OLLAAN SUOMESTA.....ANTEEKSI
Stranger: VALEHTELIN KOSKA PELKÄÄN
Stranger: ANTEEKSI
Stranger: ANTEEKSI
Stranger: YMMÄRRÄTKÖ?
Stranger: ??
Stranger: ??
Stranger: ??
Stranger: ??
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ??
Stranger: OK, OLET VIHAINEN. ANTEEKSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Stranger: IM SRY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi, I'm just a rock n roll clown
Stranger: where r u from??
You: LA baby, u?
You: I do cocaine
Stranger: india
You: c c c yeah!
You: I'm gonna make you a balloooooon bass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[JaseSF]

So O.K. Doggett, might I have been conversing with you?

Stranger: Let's talk about Jesus
You: Swiss cheeses?
Stranger: no, zombies. HÁ
You: Kim Chee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[JaseSF]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Hey man
Stranger: asl?
You: I like baked chips, you?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: fruit salad
You: 36, male, english
You: You?
You: You like fruit?
Stranger: 25 f nz
You: Sure you're not an Italian guy?
Stranger: yea it's good and healthy
Stranger: wat Italian people don't eat alot of fruit just to let u no
You: This is Santino Marella isn't it?
Stranger: no
You: You were a great champion.
You: You're hilarious!
Stranger: wat the hell r u talkin about
You: You think Kozlov's cute?
Stranger: who??
You: Beth Phoenix- glamazon!
Stranger: wat??
You: I'm painting my toenails now.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Is this China?
You: Hello?
Stranger: ?
You: Are you Chinese?
Stranger: noo
You: Chinese people are cool
Stranger: im american
You: Especially the Kung Fu!
You: Oh Americans are cool too I guess.
Stranger: yeahh..
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Where in America you from?
You: Ah I'm Canadian
Stranger: im from indiana....and are you male?

You: We all live in igloos
You: Yes I'm male
You: Is this Indiana Jones?
Stranger: aha...im female! most canadians guys are cute! and no
You: Yeah we hunt and fish and walk through the snow
You: Do you like snow?
Stranger: sometimes..
You: You're a fan of the rap star then?
Stranger: ?
You: Snow, the rap performer?
You: He's Canadian
You: He sings about shovelling snow and making igloos
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 36, male, English
Stranger: what brings you here?
You: Don't know. Bored I guess?
Stranger: oh
You: You?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: why bored?
You: Plus I'm recruiting for the army. Enlist Now!!!
You: Serve your country!
You: Defend your nation's freedoms!
Stranger: my country?
You: You have to fight the evil Ninjas!
You: Someone must defeat my tormentors!
You: Umm you're not the Evil Ninja leader are you?
You: The Evil Ninjas are creating an army of atomic supermen you know. We must stop them!
You: Where are you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

I'm waiting for the day we get two of you jokers on together.
-Ed

[Mr. DS]

This one may be my most favorite yet...

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: I'm eating a popsicle
You: 25 f New Orleans
Stranger: kl
Stranger: 24 male scotland
You: I like popsicles
You: Do you know Mel Gibson
You: He freed your country
Stranger: no
Stranger: but he is a actor
Stranger: only in movie
You: No, he had a sword and said "FREEEEEEDOOOOOM"
You: and the Scotts were freed
Stranger: ok
You: now he smacks up his chick
Stranger: be honest wud u say u were nice looking
Stranger: u der
You: Only when I'm not on my period
Stranger: kl
Stranger: so u are kinky
You: Only on Tuesdayzx
You: Ever since the sex change I've been less kinky
Stranger: from male to female
You: Yes, I still have male parts though
You: they messed up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Joe the Destroyer]

Argh!  I can't get my prankster juices flowing.

[Joe the Destroyer]

You: I'm not gay or anything, but I totally think Henry Rollins has a big penis.
Stranger: 不容易啊，好多老外   在吗？能说话吗  中国人 我
You: Yeah, I thought so.
Stranger: 不容易啊，好多老外
You: Maybe if he paid me.  You know, discreet, clean, under the table.  I would totally.  But like I said, not gay.
Stranger: 不容易啊，好多老外   在吗？能说话吗  中国人 我
You: Ew... Any place but there.
Stranger: youu splashhh
Stranger: hahahhjaaaa

I never got the chance to say that I'm not Daryl Hannah.