The $1 Bill

[Joe the Destroyer]

"Oh, god, someone get that freakin' spider away from me."

[indianasmith]

Fought in over thirty battles, put up with John Adams' whining for 8 years, had to keep Hamilton and Jefferson from killing each other, and the best they can do is a picture that makes me look like a fussy old woman?

[sprite75]

Oh dear...Mrs. Washington will be most unhappy when she finds out that I spent a good part of last night stuffed between a young lady's breasts.

[Pennywise]

"If you look at me with special sunglasses it says 'THIS IS YOUR GOD.'"