Celebrity You'd LEAST Like to Spend the Day With

[Bernie]

Suggested by ASHTHECAT's new thread and maybe easier to answer -- who's the celebrity you'd least like to spend a day -- or even an hour or minute -- with?

My answer is easy:  Bob Dylan.  I adore the man's work, own his records, tapes, CDs, videos, books by him, books about him, etc., have followed his career since we were both "mere yutes" but everything I've ever head or read about the man boils down to one thing:  the guy's an a***ole.  Well, that's fine but I have no desire to have the a***ole cloud my appreciation of the artist.

Runner ups:

Anna Nicole Smith (even a moment would be agony, I think)
any of the harpies on The View
Russell Crowe  (fine actor but again, what an a***ole)


(I'm keeping this to show biz types 'cause I don't want this to degenerate into competing political rants)

Anyone else?

[Funk, E.]

No, actually this one is harder because there are so many I'd rather never meet

[Bernie]

Yes, but that's the fun!

[Funk, E.]

Herm... okay

Michael Douglas I've never seen him not be an a***ole
Madonna I admire her ambition everything else about her sucks
Steven Segal pretentious prick
Kenneth "more ego, please" Branaugh
Celine Dion
Pariah Carey
Ralph Finnes Oily hair of the soul city right there!

[Brother Ragnarok]

Most of the people I'd never want to meet are pop music people, and I actually would like to meet them if only to tear off their heads and play around in their blood, dancing with their mangled bodies.  Now that that is out of my system, I think my numero uno top pick of celebrity I'd never want to meet...drumroll....
Michael Pataki.  YUCK!  ICK!  I HATE MICHAEL PATAKI!  Even if he is a nice guy, I can never forgive him for playing J.C. in The Sidehackers.  MUST DESTROY MICHAEL PATAKI!!!!!


Brother R

[frannie]

i'd have to go with michael jackson.  child molesting psycho

[ahab]

i would have to say madonna. everything about her says that she would do just about anything to get a little more famous for a little while longer. it's fairly repulsive. so untill Pee-Wee Herman asks me to the movies ill go with madonna.




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[J.R.]

Julia Roberts. She has never done anything to give me the impression that she's not an egocentric diva that actually think she deserves her success, because "acting is soooo hard,".

[Foywonder]

Martin Laurence
Alec Baldwin
Jennifer Lopez
Jerry O'Connell
Tara Reid
Prince
Madonna
Kid Rock
Pamela Anderon
Burt Reynolds
Carrot Top

[Bernie]

Ooh -- good choice.  Yeah, he's too creepy to even look at, let alone spend time with.

[Creepozoid]

Alec Baldwin. To think, I used to like him once. Oh, and Alec, please leave the U.S. like you promised.

[StatCat]

Probably Henry Rollins or either Glenn Danzig. Either of these guys would freak the hell out of me to be around. Especially Glenn where he'll pretty much attack anyone who brings up the misfits as hes known to do. Many others too (movie wise) but these would be my music celebrities to avoid.

[Deena]

I would say Oprah.  God I hate her.

Deena

[frannie]

and i gotta say that baby he tried to kill looked way too white to be his.

[Neville]

Steven Seagal.