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Oh you better not pout... you better not frown

Started by Ed, Ego and Superego, November 09, 2009, 02:33:35 PM

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Ed, Ego and Superego

A wearable conditioning device that detects if you're smiling and provides pain feedback if you're not. Frowning creates intense pain but a full smile leaves you pain free!

http://www.lauren-mccarthy.com/happinesshat/

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

Cthulhu

They ought to ban this s*it. What the f*ck?
If I don't want to f*cking smile, I won't f*cking smile.
Seriously, isn't there a law against this kind of sh*t?

Sorry about the swearing but the thought to show yourself happy when you aren't, in fact, you're forced to *be happy* makes me f*cking angry.
Execute this motherf*cker. :hatred:

3mnkids

Quote from: Cthulhu on November 09, 2009, 02:49:16 PM
They ought to ban this s*it. What the f*ck?
If I don't want to f*cking smile, I won't f*cking smile.
Seriously, isn't there a law against this kind of sh*t?

Sorry about the swearing but the thought to show yourself happy when you aren't, in fact, you're forced to *be happy* makes me f*cking angry.
Execute this motherf*cker. :hatred:

Great word usage..  :thumbup:   karma for you.
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far~ ruminations

Cthulhu

Quote from: 3mnkids on November 09, 2009, 03:25:29 PM
Quote from: Cthulhu on November 09, 2009, 02:49:16 PM
They ought to ban this s*it. What the f*ck?
If I don't want to f*cking smile, I won't f*cking smile.
Seriously, isn't there a law against this kind of sh*t?

Sorry about the swearing but the thought to show yourself happy when you aren't, in fact, you're forced to *be happy* makes me f*cking angry.
Execute this motherf*cker. :hatred:

Great word usage..  :thumbup:   karma for you.
Thanks. :thumbup:

Mr. DS

DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Javakoala

Quote from: Cthulhu on November 09, 2009, 02:49:16 PM
They ought to ban this s*it. What the f*ck?
If I don't want to f*cking smile, I won't f*cking smile.
Seriously, isn't there a law against this kind of sh*t?

Sorry about the swearing but the thought to show yourself happy when you aren't, in fact, you're forced to *be happy* makes me f*cking angry.
Execute this motherf*cker. :hatred:

If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure this is mostly a put-on.

But, on a similar note, Playstation's social network for the PS3, PSHome, included a mostly non-stop smile for all the avatars in their last update...as well as nearly 50% more Sony-related advertising. So your avatar is happy to be bombarded by ads. Oh well, it's their world, and they make the rules. Doesn't mean I have to pat them on the back for it.

Mr. DS

DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

SPazzo

Quote from: The DarkSider on November 09, 2009, 05:46:22 PM
Side note, I have high doubts this is real. 

I agree.

I think that if in some new Batman movie that the Joker should use this to torture someone.

InformationGeek

Hmm... I think I've seen something similiar to this in a Treehouse of Horror episode.
Website: http://informationgeekreviews.blogspot.com/

We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

SkullBat308

The Human Blood keeps them alive, FOREVER

"Life is a hideous thing, and from the background behind what we know of it peer daemoniacal hints of truth which make it sometimes a thousandfold more hideous." - Lovecraft

Ed, Ego and Superego

Quote from: The DarkSider on November 09, 2009, 05:46:22 PM
Side note, I have high doubts this is real. 

Real schmeal, it made for discussion.  Thats the point! But you are probably right.
-Ed
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

WilliamWeird1313

Quote from: 3mnkids on November 09, 2009, 03:25:29 PM
Quote from: Cthulhu on November 09, 2009, 02:49:16 PM
They ought to ban this s*it. What the f*ck?
If I don't want to f*cking smile, I won't f*cking smile.
Seriously, isn't there a law against this kind of sh*t?

Sorry about the swearing but the thought to show yourself happy when you aren't, in fact, you're forced to *be happy* makes me f*cking angry.
Execute this motherf*cker. :hatred:

Great word usage..  :thumbup:   karma for you.


Ditto.

"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)