Wow, where'd you find this video?

[sprite75]

Wow, where'd you find this video?  And are those real?

[Mr. DS]

Wow, these prequels really suck.

[retrorussell]

(looking at old Vader family photos)
1st guy: Wow.. Darth Vader was a half-pint, snot nosed nonactor?
2nd guy: I thought he was James Earl Jones.
3rd guy: I thought he was Rick Moranis.

[Mr. DS]

"Sir the computer is locked and I can't the Wookie porn off the monitor.  Help before Lord Vader notices..."

[Mr. DS]

"No you idiot the code is 'MIL' at the same time..."

[AndyC]

Pizza Pockets always seem to take longer when you watch them.

[sprite75]

Ok, so that's 290,000 Pizza Hut meal deals.  I'll click submit here...

And they're saying it'll cost 6 million Imperial Credits and should be ready in about 45 minutes.

[The Burgomaster]

"Hey . . . that's us on the screen!  Where the hell is the camera?"

[Mr. DS]

HAL is really PO'd at us right now.  Better tell Vader.

[sprite75]

What the Hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
Now! You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that happens now is happening "now."
What happened to "then?"
We passed it.
When?
Just now. We're at now "now."
Go back to "then."
When?
Now.
Now?!
Now!
I can't.
Why?
We missed it.
When?
Just now.
When will "then" be "now?"
Soon.

[Pennywise]

"Do you ever get the feeling that there's more important stuff going on behind us?"
"No, I stopped caring when they just gave me these packaged cough drops and claimed it was a medal of valor."

[Mr. DS]

No just watch it, it involves two girls and a cup. 

[paula]

"control, alt, delete....nimrod"

or

"Man, Vader must be scorned, look at Padme on 'Ihatemyex.com'"
"What a little freak she was!"