"Hello Clarice"

[Ash]

Who could Clarice be talking to?
What could she or the person on the other end of the phone be saying?

[Trevor]

"Hi Agent Starling, it's Trevor Moses. Yes, the guy from South Africa. Yes, that guy. I just wanted to know if you'd located my missing underpants yet?" 

[TheDope]

What's that?   A comedy?   Work with kids and animals?   
It opens in the early part of the year?  Sure, sign me up!

[asimpson2006]

"I know you said you didn't want to talk to me anymore, but I'm calling you from my new Comcast Digital phone service"

or

"I'm telling you I did save 15% on my insurance by switching to Geico!"

[sideorderofninjas]

"It's me again Margaret....Bet you can't guess what I'm doing..."

[AndyC]

"It's me again Margaret....Bet you can't guess what I'm doing..."

Karma

[badmovielovers]

Chris Carter: "I'm sorry Jodi but you didn't get the role of Scully on my up coming scifi show."
Foster: "What???? It was that red wasn't? Fine you'll be sorry someday when I win a oscar....you'll see I'll be to big for your "x-files" !"

[Inferno]

"Can you hear me now?...........Good!"
or
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down"

[Inyarear]

"For the last time, Hinckley, no!"

[Joe the Destroyer]

"Drop what ball?  Ms. Foster, is that you again?"

[retrorussell]

"I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy!" (sticks tongue through phone)
"Who the hell is this???"
"Aw s**t!  Wrong movie!!!" (click)

[AndyC]

"Why no, I don't have Aunt Jemima by the box. Is this some kind of survey?"

[Flangepart]

A collect call from Alphe Centauri? These phone solicitors are everywhere! Well contact this jerk face!

[D-Man]

"Do you like scary movies?"
"Well yeah...I've starred in one."

[sprite75]

Yeah, let me get my hand in position here.