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Started by WQ, January 06, 2003, 10:07:07 PM

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Triple7

You could eventually get to:

The Second Return of the Son of the Spawn of the Mummy - 2  IV.

Which would make it the 10th sequel.



Talking of Independance Day 2 - I heard the tag line is:

The aliens are back, and now they've got Norton Anti-Virus

Chadzilla

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

rated PG-13, no Brad Fiedel crunch and thump music, and all the action seems to take place in daylight...WTF!?!?!?!!

I'll wait to get it from Netflix, thank you very much.

Chadzilla
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JohnL

>Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
>
>rated PG-13, no Brad Fiedel crunch and thump music, and all the action seems
>to take place in daylight...WTF!?!?!?!!

See, studio executives have no concept of quality. To them, all movies are equal, so if they include some of the same elements, a sequel will be every bit as popular as the first one. In their eyes, ALL the Halloween movies are completely equal, ALL the Friday the 13th movies rae equal, ALL the Alien movies are equal. When a movie bombs, they figure it must be because the public is tired of those type movies or that particular franchise. In the quality-less universe where they live, the only difference between the Terminator movies and the Nemesis movies is how much they cost. They both feature machines disguised as humans, so people will like them equally. The same with terminator 3, it has Arnold as a machine disguised as human, so nothing else really matters.

TC

The Spice Girls 2 - The Rehab Years.

Bog

I'd hate to see a fourth Austin Powers. I'd like to see another mindless funfest sequel to Commando with Arnie in it, and maybe even an "American Ninja 6", but it has to have Michael Dudikoff, not the other guy.

ad

I mean, com'on...die hard 4?

I also dread to think what'll happen to Arnie's career if T3 bombs or stinks.

Bernie

Thelma & Louise 2 -- the ghosts of our heroines help some poor schlubbette break out of her humdrum life.

A Christmas Story 2 -- Ralphie sues Red Ryder for his injuries

Greasers Palace 2 -- Robert Downey Sr. explains just what the hell was going on and talkes all the fun out of it

Creeping Terror 2 -- The monster spawns a bunch of little throw rugs

Titanic 2 -- Surprise!  It was all a dream, the ship didn't sink and everyone lives happily ever after

Lord of the Rings 2 -- A look at the marital woes of Aragorn & Arwen

The Burgomaster

I think they should make a bunch of sequels to "XXX." They could use Roman numerals, like they do for the Superbowl. The sequesl would have titles like:

XXX II
XXX III
XXX IV
XXX V

That would really mess people up.

"Hey, after we watch Superbowl XXXVIII let's watch XXX III."
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Funk, E.

What do they do when they make the tenth xXx movie? "Hey, did you see triple x x?"

BlackAngel

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE, OH PLEASE, OH PLEASE, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT MAKE MORTAL COMBAT 3 PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I'LL DO ANYTHING, JUST DON'T MAKE ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh,wait...
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Scott0

I think the Men in Black sequel, MIIB was an insult to the first movie. If you remember in the end of the first, Tommy Lee's character has his memory erased because he doesn't want to go on, and thus the strain the work puts on the agents, the cycle of new agents is born. Then comes the second one, where his character is "rememorized" and he comes back to work as an agent. NO!! NO no no no  no no no N-O!! They ended the first one that way for a reason: so the second one couldn't possibly be made. Errrr.

I'd hate to see Kangaroo Jack 2 made, and this time it's the kangaroo's son in Joey Jack: Back for the Attack. Ugggghhh.

Scottie

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Kangaroo Jack #1 in the box office? Let the revolution against Hollywood begin.

Funk, E.

I think "ET the Return" would cause cause my head to explode. Species 3 would be a winner, not. What Lies Beneath: The Explanation, can't wait. Scooby-doo 2: Scooby Does You the Audience. Showgirls 2 staring Demi Moore oh... s**t!

Dr. X, Yyz, Sr. .

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-Devil's Rain II, After the Storm (lol)

-anything that has to do with Porky's

-Contact II, The Explination (since it didn't follow the book)

-any continuation of the NEW Planet of the Apes.

and IF they made a sequal to Independance Day, I wouldn't be surprised if they named it Labor Day, The Rebuiling

God I'm making myself sick!!!!!

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BlackAngel

Hey I liked the first Bad Boys aaaaaannnnnnnnddddddd Bad Boys will be coming very soon :)
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