The Duct Tape Thread

[retrorussell]

My shower curtain ripped off from the rings.  I ran duct tape over the tears and snapped the rings back on.  All good now.

[AndyC]

Last couple of interesting things I did with duct tape. I made a hook for retrieving the bird feeders in the back yard by duct taping a coathanger to a broom handle. And I made a big kite last summer out of a black garbage bag and some wood dowels, reinforcing the seams with strips of yellow duct tape.

But to really see a master at work:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGM3-WiEZco

[Leah]

I was duct taped to a chair and whipped with a belt buckle for 2 hours.

you have a weird fetish

[Psycho Circus]

I was duct taped to a chair and whipped with a belt buckle for 2 hours.

you have a weird fetish

I wish it had been down to a fetish...

[paula]

I was duct taped to a chair and whipped with a belt buckle for 2 hours.

never heard any complaints from him either!

[Criswell]

one time i was bored and made duct tape shoes. It was awesome.

[Jack]

Had to return something to Amazon, used duct tape to seal the box shut.  I thought I had some nice packaging tape around here someplace, but I dunno.  Looked all over for it.  Used duct tape.   

[The Burgomaster]

About 20 years from now . . . after someone has invented a much better alternative to duct tape . . . we'll all be in here responding to a thread called, "Remember the old days when you could buy duct tape."

At that time, these will also be popular threads:

* Remember when we watched movies on those crappy blue-ray machines?

* Whatever happened to George Clooney and Brad Pitt?

* Did anyone see Friday the 13th, Part 26?

* Late night talk show host Shia LaBoef confesses several transgressions.

[AndyC]

* Did anyone see Friday the 13th, Part 26?

Nah, that'll never happen. I mean they'll have that many movies, but after every three or four, they'll start over. So, maybe it'll be Part 3. But they won't be numbering any sequels by that time, or at least not simply numbering them. It might be just "Friday the 13th" with the three really big. Or maybe all titles will be reduced to a couple of letters in a really fast-looking font. F13-3!

Do you think tying up studio execs with duct tape might be a good idea? Not all the time, just when there are creative decisions to be made.

[Jack]

Friday the 13th part 5,  second reboot of the third remake.  The FINAL Chapter!!!

[Leah]

I was duct taped to a chair and whipped with a belt buckle for 2 hours.

you have a weird fetish

I wish it had been down to a fetish...

WHAT?! 

[Sister Grace]

contrary to what you see in movies...to use duct tape to tape someone's mouth shut is not very effective. when they start to get all sweaty the tape falls off. 

[Psycho Circus]

I was duct taped to a chair and whipped with a belt buckle for 2 hours.

you have a weird fetish

I wish it had been down to a fetish...

WHAT?! 

A word of advice: NEVER, EVER, get engaged to a schizophrenic nymphomaniac!

[AndyC]

I was duct taped to a chair and whipped with a belt buckle for 2 hours.

you have a weird fetish

I wish it had been down to a fetish...

WHAT?! 

A word of advice: NEVER, EVER, get engaged to a schizophrenic nymphomaniac!

And here I was picturing a scene out of some Guy Ritchie movie, with Circus being beaten up by gangsters.

[indianasmith]

Schizophrenic nymphomaniac . . . .  here is the course of the relationship: