THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS at RADIATION-SCARRED REVIEWS!

[Saucerman]

http://radiation-scarred-reviews.blogspot.com/2009/12/beast-of-yucca-flats-1961.html
"I think what actually happened here is that Tor Johnson ate the Russian moon program scientists like so many Philly Cheesesteaks. Having thus absorbed their collected knowledge, he will now belch their findings into a tape recorder for twenty-seven hours straight."

[Rev. Powell]

I kind of have a fondness for this one, for reasons you stated in your review.  It's bad, to be sure, but it's not bad in an expected way: it's one-of-a-kind, and that goes a long way with me.