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Chuck Norris Goes In For A Checkup

Started by Mr. DS, December 17, 2009, 10:26:54 PM

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Mr. DS


Doctor:  "I'm sorry but we simply don't have a jar big enough for his sperm sample..."
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AndyC

"That's all right. You don't have to take your shirt off."
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Skull

I could do this myself... No need to bother the Doc from talking to my fat buddy.

Psycho Circus

Chuck prepares to impregnante more women with the super-soldiers of tomorrow...

Rev. Powell

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Psycho Circus

"Paging Dr. Beat, emergency, emergency!"

Leah

Change your shirt now! you also smell like a bum!
yeah no.

AndyC

"No, I'm not Flounder from Animal House. You wouldn't believe how often I hear that."
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paula

Quote from: AndyC on December 21, 2009, 03:36:24 PM
"No, I'm not Flounder from Animal House. You wouldn't believe how often I hear that."

"and NO, I'm not Jonah Hill's father!....I mean, c'mon people!"

"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"