Dante's Inferno Test

[diamondwaspvenom]

Come take this test and see where you'll spend the rest of eternity. I took it and got sent purgatory. What'll be YOUR fate?

*Note: If this test offends anyone, I strongly apologise. It's only meant for fun and I don't intend on converting people.

Enjoy!!

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

[Psycho Circus]

I got the 7th Level Of Hell.  

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

[3mnkids]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
 

[Jack]

I got the sixth level of hell as well.  And I was lying to make myself seem better!

[lester1/2jr]

level 2 lustfull. I lied my ass off.  so no one goes to heaven?  there are no right answers

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

[indianasmith]

"You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven."

That's funny, because I don't believe Purgatory exists.  There is certainly no Scriptural mention of it!  Still, an interesting survey.  Thanks for posting.

[Rev. Powell]

6th level of Hell---though I really think I should have been in the first level, with the virtuous non-believers. 

"Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad."

And Indy---you may not believe in Purgatory, but Dante did, and it's his test!  Make your own damned test!

[JaseSF]

Got the third level. Not really surprised given my appetite.

"Third Level of Hell

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In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws."

[Mr. DS]

Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Well what can I say, I hate a lot of things...

[Leah]

First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

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[SPazzo]

I got Purgatory.  I'm young, give me time, I'll make the 6th level of hell in a few years. 

[InformationGeek]

Purgatory!  Hooray!  I don't believe this test will predict the outcome of my afterlife, but it was fun to do.  Some questions I did get or knew how to respond to though so I may have accidenlty yes or no to some things I would have said the opposite to if they were worded differently.

I also did a seven deadly sins test and I'm doomed for my sin of sloth.  Agree sloth is a problem of my mine, but it isn't at a worrysome level yet.  I'm not doomed because of lust though!  I scored extremely low in that catergory!  Hooray for me.

[SPazzo]

I also did a seven deadly sins test and I'm doomed for my sin of sloth.  Agree sloth is a problem of my mine, but it isn't at a worrysome level yet.  I'm not doomed because of lust though!  I scored extremely low in that catergory!  Hooray for me.

Where'd you take the Seven Deadly Sins test?  I'm hoping for Lust.

[InformationGeek]

I also did a seven deadly sins test and I'm doomed for my sin of sloth.  Agree sloth is a problem of my mine, but it isn't at a worrysome level yet.  I'm not doomed because of lust though!  I scored extremely low in that catergory!  Hooray for me.

Where'd you take the Seven Deadly Sins test?  I'm hoping for Lust.

I saw it advertisted right after you finished the Inferno Test.  Though, I'm sure if it isn't there, you can find it by google searching it.