WORST MOVIE OF 2009

[Rev. Powell]

New Moon.

I wanted to walk out of the theater.  I may have to buy a copy on DVD just to smash it.

How anyone could enjoy that s**t is beyond me.

I think it helps to be a 14-16 year old girl. 

[flackbait]

New Moon.

I wanted to walk out of the theater.  I may have to buy a copy on DVD just to smash it.

How anyone could enjoy that s**t is beyond me.

I think it helps to be a 14-16 year old girl. 

Or a blonde college age girl that dragged me to see that pile of crap!

[SPazzo]

New Moon.

I wanted to walk out of the theater.  I may have to buy a copy on DVD just to smash it.

How anyone could enjoy that s**t is beyond me.

But then you'd be supporting a terrible cause; the Twilight movies!  Download it*, burn it to a DVD, and smash that!

_{*I am not supporting illegal downloading or copyright infringement in any way in that statement.}

[Cthulhu]

New Moon.

I wanted to walk out of the theater.  I may have to buy a copy on DVD just to smash it.

How anyone could enjoy that s**t is beyond me.

But then you'd be supporting a terrible cause; the Twilight movies!  Download it*, burn it to a DVD, and smash that!

_{*I am not supporting illegal downloading or copyright infringement in any way in that statement.}

I think the key word in here is "burn".
Burn it!


But seriously, don't pay money for it.

[Rev. Powell]

New Moon.

I wanted to walk out of the theater.  I may have to buy a copy on DVD just to smash it.

How anyone could enjoy that s**t is beyond me.

I think it helps to be a 14-16 year old girl. 

Or a blonde college age girl that dragged me to see that pile of crap!

Well, we forgive blondes for anything. (Cue Paula...)

[Joe the Destroyer]

I didn't vote because the movies I did see on that list I didn't mind.  The rest I avoided because I knew they would suck.     Suppose I should've nominated one.

[flackbait]

New Moon.

I wanted to walk out of the theater.  I may have to buy a copy on DVD just to smash it.

How anyone could enjoy that s**t is beyond me.

I think it helps to be a 14-16 year old girl. 

Or a blonde college age girl that dragged me to see that pile of crap!

Well, we forgive blondes for anything. (Cue Paula...)

Yeah your right, except this one aint the stereotypical blonde, Shes got a 4.0 GPA and is a chemistry major!

[Rev. Powell]

New Moon.

I wanted to walk out of the theater.  I may have to buy a copy on DVD just to smash it.

How anyone could enjoy that s**t is beyond me.

I think it helps to be a 14-16 year old girl. 

Or a blonde college age girl that dragged me to see that pile of crap!

Well, we forgive blondes for anything. (Cue Paula...)

Yeah your right, except this one aint the stereotypical blonde, Shes got a 4.0 GPA and is a chemistry major!

I even forgive blondes for majoring in chemistry!  They're  blonde, they don't know any better...