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Worst movie ever made?

Started by The Burgomaster, January 20, 2003, 02:55:07 PM

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The Burgomaster

Check out "Curse of the Headless Horseman," which is available from Something Weird DVD on a double-bill with "Carnival of Blood." Both are terrible, but "Headless Horseman" is dreary, pointless, and has just about the worst acting, photography, special effects, editing, etc. that I have ever seen. It literally looks like a bunch of friends got together with a camera and made up the story as they went along. At least "Plan 9" was funny. "Headless Horseman" is just plain AWFUL in every imaginable way.

A great addition to my bad movie collection!
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Scott

Sounds like a bad bad movie. In fact not a movie at all. Well I always say "Just because its put on film or video dosn't make it a movie". It has to have some entertaining value. Intentional or not.

Brother Ragnarok

The worst movie ever made is The House That Vanished, hands down.  I just bought my third copy from eBay in our campaign to destroy it utterly.  Sidehackers also springs to mind.  Michael Pataki, ick, ech, ptooey!

Brother R

TC

Children of the Living Dead is on the top of my list at the moment.  Everytime I watch it, I find a new flaw in it or something that makes me scratch my head and wonder why.

Fearless Freep

"Robot Holocaust" always comes to mind when I think "worse movie ever"
"Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell" is in the running as well.

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Vermin Boy

Night of Horror. Watching this movie is like heroin withdrawals. Every time you think it couldn't get any worse, it drops you into another circle of hell. You do not want to see this movie.

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GeeWhiz

I still think it's gotta be "Bloodsucking Freaks".  Let's face it.  How can you beat a bunch of naked women who have to hold their cage together or a Ballet Dancer (?) who is going to kill someone by kicking them to death while dancing on their toes?

Evan3

 Im sorry, but I have said it before, and I will say it again, the worst movie ever is American Psycho

Pancho

Die Monster Die or Wes Craven's Carnival of Souls.  The Clown at Midnight is close too.

Neon Noodle

Zombie Cop.

Bad, bad, BAD movie.

Perk

Pancho wrote:
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> Die Monster Die or Wes Craven's Carnival of Souls.  The Clown
> at Midnight is close too.

Wes Craven's Carnival of Souls is one of the ovies that made me almost fail MAth.  That movie gave me a headache for weeks.  God was it awful

BryceDavid

I hated American Psycho too. But, there are a lot of folks out there who think it's a masterpiece.

BryceDavid

TERROR OF THE JUNGLE. Anyone seen this Crown International epic? It's really bad AND funny. It's the next PLAM 9 FROM OUTER SPACE just waiting to be discovered.

LEGEND OF LYLAH CLARE. Personally, I believe this is the worst movie ever, considering who made it and who's in it. Some might watch it and say it's not that bad but LYLAH CLARE is the kind of movie that looks "normal" but upon closer inspection, the movie is a complete  mess and it doesn't make any sense at all. It's brilliantly bad. I love it!!!!

ErikJ

You can check my other posts when it comes to worst movies.
If I said it once I will say it a million times Satans Storybook is the single worst film ever made. Porn star Ginger Lynn make her main stream fime debut in this. You get bett production and better acting from a cheap prono than this.
All of you who say you know what the worst film is have no idea how bad this is. Unfortunetly my wife is on a mad hunt for this film because of my warnings. Kung Pow and Freddy Got Fingered wasn't even near as bad as this.
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Creepozoid

it would hafta be something mainstream. PEARL HARBOR comes to mind.