VAMPIRE KILLERS (2009)

[indianasmith]

OH, this is a fun one, my  Bad Movie brethren!  A very, very fun one!

A tiny village in the English countryside is placed under a curse by the vampire queen Carmilla right before a knight returning from the crusades lops her head off.  Every girl in the village, on reaching the age of 18, is turned into a lesbian vampire.  But when the knight's last descendant returns to the village and mingles his blood with the blood of a virgin shall Carmilla be raised from the dead more powerful than ever before!  But the magic sword of Dildo - excuse me, I mean Dieldo - can slay her before she becomes all powerful, if it is wielded by one of pure heart and strong will!

Fast forward to 2008.  Jimmy and Fletch are best buds recovering from dual heartbreak - Fletch has been fired from his job as a party clown for punching a 7 year old, and Jimmy's cheating girlfriend has broken up with him for the 8th time. Being out of cash, the two decide to take a hiking trip of the English countryside.  They decide to throw a dart at the map to pick the spot, and guess which quaint, forgotten little village the dart lands on . . . . . ?

Of course, Jimmy is the last descendant of the crusading, vampire killing knight from 8 centuries before.  Of course they meet a van load of Scandinavian beauties who happen to be spending the night in the same village.  Of course, one of them just HAPPENS to be a virgin.  And of course, the village vicar's daughter is turning 18 this self-same night!

Will Jimmy stop Carmilla's triumphant return?  Will Fletch score with any of the Scandinavian beauties?  Will the vicar's daughter sprout fangs tonight?  Will any of the vampires actually quit teasing us and shed their clothes?

You'll have to watch the movie to find out!!

[3mnkids]

I really liked this movie. It was funny.  

I wasnt sure when I clicked your link if it was the movie I was thinking about.. it is, lesbian vampire killers.. 

[Jack]

Sounds fun - I'll definitely put it on the wishlist.

[indianasmith]

LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS was the UK title.
Here in the states it's just VAMPIRE KILLERS.
Not sure why the change, actually.