Compliments for Paula, and ONLY Paula

[paula]

there we go trevor 

[Trevor]

there we go trevor 

Damn, you beat me to it. I'm supposed to be drafting DVD liner notes right now, ag, what the hell.

Paula is a gorgeous and special person. 

[Psycho Circus]

Paula is not only attractive, but smart and funny too. 

[Trevor]

Trevor is a wonderful and gracious pers............oopsie, wrong thread. 

[indianasmith]

Paula has an incredibly high tolerance for geeks!

[Rev. Powell]

When Paula first showed up on the board with her cheerleader avatar and flirty personality, I predicted after just a few posts that she would become a big hit here! 

OK, so that's largely a compliment to MY awesome powers of observation, but there's a compliment to Paula in there too!

[Javakoala]

Paula is Supergirl, Wonder Woman and She-Hulk all rolled into one, with just the good bits being used.

And for the cheese award:

She is the wind beneath our wings.


Okay, let's start threads for everyone else so no one feels pooped on. Chop chop..let's GO!!!

[Mr. DS]

Paula once walked into McDonalds, ordered a Whopper and got one.

Paula doesn't do push ups...she pushes the earth down.

When Paula jumps into water she doesn't get wet, the water gets Paula'd. 

(ok these are all Chuck Norris jokes but I figured it would work in this thread)

[Leah]

Paula has her son in a sink as her avatar 

[paula]

Paula has her son in a sink as her avatar 

daughter...but thats ok, she is still young so its hard to tell

[paula]

Paula has an incredibly high tolerance for geeks!

not so, you guys are no worse than anyone else out there....don't let anyone bull***t you.

[indianasmith]

OK, lessee . . . .

Paula has unspecified, unseen photographs of herself that could not be posted on this forum . . . . 

[SPazzo]

[something that I will never type again]
Paula is a MILF.
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[Javakoala]

[something that I will never type again]
Paula is a MILF.
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Short comment on the term MILF.  What difference does it make if a beautiful woman is a mother or not? She is a woman, and she is beautiful. If she is a good mother, that makes her a beautiful woman who deserves something better than being called a MILF.

But, back to the compliments:

May you be graced with a never-ending box of chocolates whose taste and texture make your head spin with delight and your heart dance with glee but will never add a pound or an inch to your wondrous body.

[Psycho Circus]

I would marry Paula, if she wasn't already married that is.